Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
HannahForbesxo 13
Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....
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Comments (222)
rimzoni 6
dump her...
ekb294 4
even though I think that's a really immature stunt u should do the same thing to her.. or just get a smarter gf
perdix 31
You need to marry this one. With her instinct to tell you with whom you can be friends, she is certainly wife material. Look at the bright side: You'll have sex every time she feels like lending you back your balls.
sweet_candy_ 17
I hate it when people do that. Tell her she has a deal but she can't be friends with the people you don't like.
blinkingstarlet 15
run!
shannieerawrr 0
sounds like someone i know... listen carefully, shes a physcotic bitch and i would get out while you can
GreenMuzz 0
is it one of the uggos in your pic?
El_Chile_Sabroso 0
have sex with her one more time then break up with her right after.. tell her the sex isnt worth all the trouble.. : )
teresa96706 29
tell your girlfriend that it's other people and their opinions of your relationship. you can't control how other people feel. she, herself deserved seeing those "likes" on OP's fb page because she did that to herself.
Sparkiee93 3
If I where you I would set my relationship status to "single" for good.
Rocendo 0
ALOT of people like newly single relationship statices to show support. She should be happy you have those friends