Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
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AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
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Bluelake3 0
happened to me 2. dunno why i still love her lmfao.
bjnahlik 0
unless this happened the day after you broke up it's not an FML
BigMacBoi 3
It happens. Suck it up. And move on.
A7x4REVer 3
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Is it just me, or for a bunch of "assholes", guys seem to take break ups harder than girls do? All my friends and I get upset for months after a break up, the girl gets over it within hours.
PinkGirl246 8
That's what the girls want you to think..
Mannerheim 0
Yeah man, girls are shitty. What're you gonna do?
softball1432 0
really now? I just got outta a year and a half relationship.. the guy was the one that madethe dumb decisions to ruin our relationship.. I tried working things out.. how shitty are girls now?
bizarre_ftw 22
That sucks! If anyone still thinks it's the girls with the issues listen to this, my ex broke up with me because it was too hard for him to love me when everyone else disliked me, then we were supposed to stay friends but instead he continuously insulted me to the point that a mutual friend of ours told him he was being an ass and left. Then he freaked out on me for an hour over fb and ended with "just ignore me like I'm ignoring you". Then a week ago I get a call saying he wants something of his back, the same something of his I asked him when we broke up when he wanted back and he asked me to "just hold on to it, I don't have enough room at my house right now". Who votes that I should screw with him?
Count_Coolness 26
Wouldn't It be more fair to say "some girls are shitty" much like some guys are. However the majority of both genders are just trying to find happiness
whitey_fml 0
5&6- thats kinda harsh. do you not want them to be happy? would you really expect then to stay with you if they WERENT happy? which in turn would make YOU unhappy, by the way.
TheGreastest 24
How are you answering 5 and 6 when you're 5, and you don't even know what 6 was gonna say?
droth0413 0
i cant go on facebook without looking at hers.
lifesuckseggs 0
dude **** i have the same situation except that im a girl.. every single time i go on facebook i cant help but looking at his statuses... i feel like a freaking stalker. cant get him out of my ******* head. it kills me. he totally forgot i ever existed... after having an actual relationship with me... WTF!
skyttlz 32
My ex constantly posts about his new girlfriend because he knows I will see and I got so tired of it I unfriended him :)
B_Tenor 0
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get over it ya pussy. you have two options: 1. already stated, get over it. 2. go to her house, stick it in her butt, smack her around a little and tell her to stop being a bitch
eagleclaw58 0
ha number 8 that made me lol literally
AllOrNever 0
She's your ex. It's not like she's not allowed to have another boyfriend. It's hard, but time will help heal your wounds.
zhenichka 0
Its so obviously a move made to intentionally incite jealousy in you, the harder she tries to display her new boyfriend and her newfound happiness the harder she is trying to get you to notice it. So just ignore it.
amazinggbaby 2
it doesn't sound like she's trying to make him jealous, she moved on, got rid of vestiges of their relationship and stated that she was happy which is something normal people do on facebook. OP she's moved on, it's hard and we've all been through it but you'll survive.
ashleyloller 0
dudester, she's no longer your "property" so to speak. you can't get mad because she got a new boyfriend and is happy now. that's just being a selfish, jealous prick. did you ever think that that may be why it's over?
Mynameislinh 24
You said dudester and called a girl, "property". How is this thumbed up?!?
emanftw21 9
I mean yeah but calm down
sdfsadf3425 2
cut her ******* head off Be a hero! do it!