Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
HannahForbesxo 13
Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....
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Comments (222)
MEM0817 18
Hahahahah ahh oh my god. It is kinda a smart but shady way to find out what friends' of his don't like you... Sorry OP still a crappy situation you're in.
Sukismama 2
Chicks like her are no good my friend, thats only they beginning of her controlling ways, and yeah I dont know her and thats the only thing I know about her but it starts with stuff exactly like that
whyitsnotreality 2
Wow, she really thinks shes the pants. FYL
sillylolo 6
sorry op but your girl is crazy it's time for a new 1
mustardcat 1
so how many did actually like it?
mag3rk 1
change your status to "it's complicated"
bjr4 5
dump her!
TheRealLori 0
She's just a gf, not your wife. Ditch that bitch. No one can tell you who to be friends with, especially a lying sneak. Better to know what a manipulative child she is now, than to commit and be stuck with it.
kmarrs 2
Conveniently, she already set your status to single. If that's her logic, then you might as well follow through. She has no one to blame but herself.
tr3vst3r 5
she can't tell YOU who to be friends with, and she shouldn't be going through your personal things either