Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
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Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
HannahForbesxo 13
Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.
Mirorbo 27
Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....
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Comments (222)
cptmorgan14 0
f* that b*!!!
Offensive_fml 4
Hey, at least she did the relationship change on Facebook for you.
dabullzzsuck 1
make an honest woman out of her and break up with the bitch
prismis 0
keep your status as single and tell her to f**k off
Synyster430 0
Bro's before Hoe's man.
secfo2011 0
saaaaaaaaaaad haha
Palindrome_Girl 10
i would keep your relationship status on single after that.
KushTaeKush 0
forget that, I would have told her to get real
kitsune3 20
Translation: "Today I decided to let my bitch of a girlfriend rip my balls off and control my life. I have no idea why I bother complaining online, since it's my own damn fault for not telling her off. If I gave a shit about my masculinity and controlling my own life, I'd have told her I'm going to be friends with whoever the hell I want." Seriously. OP, learn to be a self-aware human being. Tell your gf that it's YOUR choice who you're friends with, and if she dumps you for it, who the hell cares? You're better off without a bitch who tries to tell you what to do and who to hang with. You desevre better, man.
FatMan23 10
I hate not seeing the thumbs up/down. I accidentally gave down mark. FML
OhCondor 0
Who wouldn't agree with this?
Yeahyouknowww 0
**** that bitch, say that they're your friends and if her bitch ass doesn't ******* like it then break up with that bitch. She's controlling you, silly head! (: