Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Lol that's ******* great
Buttsexpirate 9
That's mean but totally hilarious.
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Comments (156)
imustbeinsane 2
Lol that's ******* great
Awwdatsucks 2
I agree... I'm going to have to use that if someone sets it up for me haha
Wederoney 16
Like it.
WCARlover 35
I think the biggest FML about this is OPs name: EmoHunny69 and it's a guy...
Enslaved 38
When I first read it, the OP's name was Gothicbunnyx3. It changed somehow to Emohunny69? *Magical Poof*!
SwaggerHaver 3
Pamela HANDerson XD
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Hand Solo!!
rallets 23
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PawsUp_fml 2
Chelsea Handler...xD it's funny cause it's real
jacob4592 0
I'm not going to lie, you rock bro! Lol
DalekScythe 0
Well why wouldn't they like, that's ******* hilarious!
friedchickenpie 14
John Hand-****
zombieboy78 4
That sucks. By which I mean my comment sucks, lol. :D
RyanMacVey 17
It does indeed.
The_Troller 14
I love the moderators here.
Sirin_fml 47
I have idea what you guys mean, but TheIsland, thanks for the sacrificial cake.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Sirin - where can I sign up for the Dane Cook mission???
Buttsexpirate 9
That's mean but totally hilarious.
Poser1337 5
Such a handy-dandy day.
NuTrees 9
That's why I hate facebook. People are so rude and think its totally hilarious... No one has real humor anymore. It's poking fun at someone else expense.
mstangchck 9
That happens in real life too, not just on Facebook.
bobchickenfart 5
it happens on facebook more often because
bobchickenfart 5
more people dont have as much guts to do it in person
HiddenMonkey 8
I laughed at this one.
rohanmo 9
I laughed at ur profile picture. :3
MrSassypants 34
I laughed at my comment. I'm a sad, sad little boy.
Fmlsea 28
Ouch
xxmusicroxxx 0
Put some clothes on ho.
esu 5
Not very nice
lonelyraven 6
Seriously ?? FML is not a date site so put those nasty ******* away...
Yourheadache 19
no need to be rude people, she does what she wants and mind your own business. and lets focus on ops story okay, well op that sucked really bad but take it as it is a really good joke.
msjoyfull84 0
I agree. Let the commenter do as she wishes. But when you look like ten pounds of shit shoved in a five pound bag, expect people to hate. Just saying. That's why my profile pic is my dog in my microwave, no one's gonna judge that shit!
Yourheadache 19
#83 ofcourse I agree but we are here to comment about the fmls and people stupid comments, not to judge someone by their looks. by the way, that dog is so cute :)
SaturnV 25
Cleavage: you're doing it wrong.
Namerkp2 8
Don't worry I'm sure your friends don't take it seriously, they just thought it was a funny joke :) (which it was)
Furrywhiplash 14
80- first off, don't categorize me with you. Second, what the hell are you trying to say?
Furrywhiplash 14
I got the joke in the FML, I just wish your first comment was a bit more relevant to the one you replied to. It mentioned nothing about masturbation and yet you referred to it as 'it'. I got what you were saying through enough logical thinking, but at first I thought you were just a blabbering idiot. As for the man part, are you the one currently using the FML app while your hot asian girlfriend, with a size 0 waist and size C boobs, is laying down next to you in her panties and one of your t-shirts? Oh wait no, thats me. She will agree that I'm more of a man than you will ever be.
seximexi911 10
Hahaha I haven't laughed at an fml in a while. Thank you
OhHushDear 11
Yeah, same here =) Best one in a while.
effedml 5
That was a good one.
cosmosis 12
You had it comin mate. Should've seen it comin a mile away!!
Spinnmaster 1
I disliked your comment because of your picture..
twilightluvr101 4
51- I
cosmosis 12
51- thats what happens when you put your average indian family car on the roids mate...
Yourheadache 19
#61, I dislike your comment because of your name.
ILoveMyXbox 0
75 - My kitten has the same name as you. :D
hellbilly205 17
I agree with 51 to kill the great movie "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" with Spongebob, seriously who does that?
madfrenchfries 0
Hello!
somerandomdude19 2
Awww FYL "Hands Solo"
Swiftly 0
PALMela HANDerson