Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I set my relationship status to taken with a fake profile just for kicks. A literal minute later, an acquaintance commented proof that I stole the image from Google. I can't tell if I was busted so quickly because I'm a bad liar, or that people find it impossible to believe that I could get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Forever alone
ciarafox9 9
Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..
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Comments (173)
CalebEatsZombies 2
Noob hackz glitchorz
Describe 0
Hacking is NOT typing in common thing for the password.
CalebEatsZombies 2
Touché sir touché
x_KL_x 7
Brock Obama? ^^
DoWnW4RdsPiR4L 7
Facepalm
mariyaaa 0
You're an idiot.
Keyman1212 14
Every time on Facebook when someone changes someone's status and says something along the lines of "you've been hacked...I love you!!!1!1!!1
Keyman1212 14
And half my comment is missing.... It should say at the end: I delete them for having dumbass friends.
alaskanhybrid 5
I am sorry to hear that OP. But that is strait up sad and I see the forever alone meme face.
Evan2297 0
When will people learn that logging in using their password, and hacking their Facebook account are two very different things?
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
For some reason that made me laugh
urdirtyolduncle 15
Wow, Keyman, you really threw me off there with your first, "half" comment!
CalebEatsZombies 2
31 sir you cannot call me an idiot as I make good grades. You can say "that was stupid." but I am no idiot.
ciarafox9 9
Sounds harsh, but you kind of deserve it for making a fake girlfriend..
MrsPegg 45
What's so bad about being single anyway? I'm married and I can't help but at times to reminiscence on the "old days" of being carefree and just living life! (And before anyone goes all emo on me, I know being alone/single can be pretty depressing at times).
AyeTee77 18
Well this is just sad.
imustbeinsane 2
46- This. Eminem knows what's up
rubberduckie94 13
i agree 62. i am happily married, but there are days i would love to go back to when every noght was had the potential to be Girls Night Out.
drawmesunshine 17
I'm not married yet, but I haven't been single in a while. I miss it sometimes. On a side note, it would have been high-larious if whoever "hacked" the account had pretended to be the girl. Leaving gushy posts on OP's wall, posting videos of the latest Lady Gaga songs, and raving about her cat. They had great opportunity to **** with OP in a fantastic way, but no.. They just dumped him... Sad...
sinking_fish 12
I seem to be the only married person who DOESN'T miss being single at all.. Guess I must have gotten lucky? :)
UrCapsLockOn 12
@119 u'r LUCKY in-f**kin-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Jacobt24 19
It was probably obvious it was fake when OP was the account's only friend...
iluvhobos 5
I remember when they first invented chocolate.
DetLions32 6
OP-you will find the ome someday
drlove78843 6
So he is bad because he wanted to fit in with the society he is living at. Not everyone is lucky to have a girlfriend. and not everyone is lucky to have a normal life.
ariannaimelda 7
Forever alone
yahoowizard 16
Well, it's only until he takes the account and wins the fake girlfriend back
sassypenguinxox 15
Your pic is hilarious!!!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I can imagine OP's face muchso like my picture, only to be replaced with Okay.jpg or Forever Alone....
EvilCupcake8361 9
That's pathetic, sorry OP but you don't need FB people to approve if you have a girlfriend or not
umm_Talk 9
YDI, get some confidence and go get a real girlfriend with whom you can set your Facebook status with as "in a relationship". Get em tiger.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
"Get some confidence" What indispensable advice. You are so full of wisdom.
CalebEatsZombies 2
You should sell some chocolates >:D heheheheh
Llama_Face89 34
May not be that easy. OP could be ugly as sin.
FluffyBeard 0
Get a guitar. Bitches love guitars.
sinking_fish 12
102- Yeah, OP doesn't even need to learn how to play it... He can just take emo looking pictures holding a guitar and all will be ace. Lmao :D
Xxak907xX 0
102- Or toast...bitches love toast
FluffyBeard 0
Ydi for being an attention *****
MrsPegg 45
I love your name! I get interesting mental images of a fluffy beard: curly, straight, soft, scruffy?! Who knows! ;)
Commander223 9
Off-Topic much?
Llama_Face89 34
11- why so serious?
Torva_fml 16
His pic fits, that's cool.
Commander223 9
If you're making a fake FaceBook to be someone you aren't, you don't have a life.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
That's kind of the point.
desireev 18
Well ain't you just the brightest crayon in the Crayola Box??
jojimugo 20
Really genius?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Rainchikmoo 6
Karma's a b*tch!
LaughinStock 16
I don't think this karma whatsoever...saddening for sure. Op join a club or something.
jojimugo 20
How is this karma? Do u know what karma means?
ScarletBloom 14
You were away with the fairies. Time to wake up.
graham11 14
13- what are you on? Your comments are trippin!
CalebEatsZombies 2
You on pixie dust? Smells goooddddd ..
lalatookasheema 8
Desperation calls for drastic measures.
DeadxManxWalking 27
"Today, I made a fake Facebook"... Forever Alone.