Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
iskiel
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I was shopping at my workplace, out of uniform, with my husband. A customer recognised me and wanted me to serve him, but I couldn't since we can be fired for doing so while off-duty. He complained to my manager, who wasted no time publicly bitching me out. FML
ohman
United States
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Mia
Laurel, United States
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
xricardo
United States
Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML
Anonymous
Vietnam
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Anonymous
Iowa Park, United States
Today, I got mugged by a fake hooker. FML
Anonymous
Sashay away!
Today, someone called out "Ma'am!" while approaching me from behind, but then said "Oops, sir!" when I turned around. I was wearing a corset and miniskirt with leggings. They were correct the first time. FML
Xena
Soliciting
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Anonymous
Quick thinking
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Top comments
snowie123 0
what were u wearing O.o
SunshineBoy21 0
Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?
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snowie123 0
what were u wearing O.o
ViciousFoxes 0
Whenever my boyfriend and I are in his car and he gets pulled over, the cop always thinks I am a) a prostitute he picked up or b) being kidnapped by him, so I can relate. Though I think in my case it has less to do with my clothing choices and more to do with the age difference between my boyfriend and me.
DropDead77 11
Pictures or it didn't happen OP
Pownzeez 0
or u just look like a trashy prostitue
W0 0
Giggity!!!!!!!!!
unfortunate_13 5
time to get a different pose and different make up!
SunshineBoy21 0
Where do you work? Sex Toys-R-Us?
DrJesse 10
28- WIN
Kawboy 1
Well put it this way OP, if you lose this job you'll always have something to fall back on!
ImmortalKratos 0
I think cops have to ask if you are being held against your will n stuff of the girl looks way out of your league just to make sure you didn't kidnapp her or sum shit. it happened to me a couple times when I was with my gf
muhaidib 2
many cadet/academy policewomen are hot... just saying!
Alwayspullout 7
O.o?????? WTF learn how to type, blah blah blah you are the dumbest person I know, blah blah blah I'm a troll
herrobear 0
Probably one of those place that only hire underaged women who will wear short shorts and skintight bite shirts. Gross.
forever2life 0
how big is the difference?
daniismiles11 0
umm ..? dp you work at hooters by any chance
alexg823 0
lol, dp=double penetration :P
thtsuxs 0
pretty woman, walking down the street....
YDI__Bitch 0
she's a cocktail waitress
silver0jay 11
hehe, is your uniform a slutty nurse?
whitesox365 0
well i suppose bein a playboy model has its ups and downs
TheVariableX 0
Are you a prostitute?
BossDavyy 0
I am not a *****
extrovertical 0
it says bee at the top. so a bee costume.
CaligurlLULU 0
67 what are you dating number 14?
ilovepoppa 0
Hmm, where do you work?
Kefka91 15
on the corner... :P
iLazy 0
Hooters with physical activities
pwincessa23 1
mcDonalds. lmao!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
An "exotic massage" parlour.
redbluegreen 41
A hot dog stand.
teague95 16
Applebees! slutty people always work at applebees
XmyviolentheartX 13
At a beer stop drive thru. =P
quadder 0
the strippers?
thebestof1984 0
hooters!!
BeastNerd 3
Stilettos.
hamster_10 2
nudist bar
Lunaa94 6
That's not an FML, that's a FAIL :P
agSWAAAAG 0
who says your work uniform isn't booty shorts and 6 inch platform heels? gotta be specific here op!
BigOrca 2
you are right. we need to no what your out fit is.
Yarrachel 16
If you are a stripper, it's not too surprising that you might be mistaken for a prostitute in your "uniform." Just kidding, some people are just really stupid.
junebug33 0
I like you profile picture :D
KickItHigh 32
Do you work at Hooters or something?
flighted 1
well....does she work as a prostitute?
lllaalaa 0
how does the uniform for hooters get one mistaken as a prostitute? I'm slightly offended. there's nothing wrong with a hooters uniform:)
redfishbluefish2 13
hahaha, 148 so funny.
Michigan_Girl 0
Wow that sucks! Sorry =(
shovels 0
haha, "that sucks"
fatazzkid 0
hahAhaha ^
fluffyrocka 0
You look mighty tough with that box of wheat thins and your iPod directly in front of your face,
JoHire 0
lmfao!
iltoudemone 0
awesome
luvppl 6
so did you take the offers?
whosechairisthat 0
lucky... :D