Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
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liquidhydrogen 6
What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.
alex_622 22
Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman
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Comments (112)
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Your stepmom is a terrible person. I'd start keeping cameras in my room to record everything she does, in case she does that again
catanita 18
If you have a smartphone take a video of your conversation/s.
beebea87 7
Whoa... Set up ur laptop/PC to video record any movement in your bedroom next time ur out of the house, there's a cpl good programs out there. Catch her in the act... You can't let that kind of crazy win :)
Nuclear101 4
Plant heroin in her room with syringes, a lighter, and a spoon and tell your dad.
Omniprism 15
Set up hidden cameras to catch her at something.
YesIAmPlease 4
It'll be hard but try to convince your dad to put up cameras in your room and watch you 24/7. When he sees you wont have withdrawals it'll be at least obvious that you didn't smoke it and insist that you get a drug test. He wont believe you about you not buying it but at least you can prove you didn't smoke any of it. As for your step-mother, all I can say is she seems like a worthless person to be around and your dad will probably never divorce her so you're screwed there but one day you'll get to move out and she sounds like the perfect motivation to get a job and get your own place. Look your father right in the eyes and tell him that you didn't buy it and that it's okay if he doesn't believe you because you are telling the truth and that's all that matters to you, even if that last part is a lie.
dangousity 21
Nail in her hair shampoo, it will work eventually ;)
Saraishi 25
Record her whenever you're with her. She needs to be put in her place.
GingerRage 6
Ah, stepmothers, the douche bags of fantasies and real life.
tonyfan00 38
I don't know why anyone would deserve that, let alone a decent enough reason to actually go ahead and do it...sorry op...