Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Top comments
xoxoblondee 31
She should turn you in to the police, you pot smoking fiend. Clearly a danger to society! *comment overflows with sarcasm*
LilMissCanadian 22
Your mom is a bit extreme.
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Comments (69)
xoxoblondee 31
She should turn you in to the police, you pot smoking fiend. Clearly a danger to society! *comment overflows with sarcasm*
Liamj774 36
*Comment that doesn't understand sarcasm* omfg wat is rong wit u
TH_Insomniak 15
I'm honest I did this to be at the top. legally she can't do any of that except tell your boss. since you're over 18, unless the car is in her name of course.
MrsDruidess 23
no it sounds lile OP still lives at home, if thats the case its nit that far of a leap to assume the cars in moms name, even at OPs age, moms credit can help get a lower rate when buying the car. My advice OP, grow up and move the **** out!
phreaker913 21
can't call the police. even if you test positive. it is illegal to possess pot, bit not illegal to be high. its weird i know, but they can't prosecute you unless they find the actual "drug"
PhinIt2WinIt 24
#85, it says that the OP has a fiance. They're also 24, which is like 2 years after college. I think they didn't want to move out cause they're getting married soon, so what's the point of moving out when you will move in with the fiance(spouse by then) later?
Jord_Fox 14
Call the police. That's blackmail
riahlum 12
More like punishment? Its not like she is making op do something or she'll turn them in
ChopSuey444 20
You're both wrong. It's an over exaggeration.
jeepers_1 21
They can't do anything if you smoked pot once. you can say you smoke pot every day but they can't do anything unless you have more than a gram on you.
DogeDogeDoge 13
You don't understand what blackmail is, do you now?
hemdal308 9
Depends on the state. Here if you half even the tiniest bit on you you will be arrested
jonny201 11
She needs to learn where her boundaries are. Good luck op!
LilMissCanadian 22
Your mom is a bit extreme.
lantz4levi 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't do drugs. Plain and simple
lilchica22001 22
Weed isn't a drug you useless paperclip!
goozeo 11
Alcoholism is totally cool tho right
Bibblejomin 18
Well alcohol is a drug, so...
Dynosaur_dollie 38
So is coffee, the caffeine in it is technically a drug. It's a stimulant. So don't drink coffee, or pops, or eat chocolate either. Weed is also not the worst possible option out there. Plus they tried it once so their mother's response is way over the top.
GhostFox 34
Saying weed isn't the worst possible drug out there is like saying someone should be happy they 'only' were raped, since they could have been murdered instead. The issue with the whole 'weed isn't bad for you/isn't a drug/isn't the worst drug so people should be able to use it" argument is that people who abuse the drug usually aren't the only ones to suffer the consequences. That said, I think marijuana should be legal, but controlled like alchohol or controlled drugs, and regardless of what marijuana is or isn't, OP's mother is blackmailing him and could get him in a lot of trouble for an addiction he doesn't have.
R2Y2 22
92, to be blunt (I ******* hate puns) I'd have more respect for your argument if you didn't jump from making a rape analogy to saying it should be legal, but you sound dumb as hell. That aside, I think it should be used in moderation. I used to smoke a lot and it made me really ******* lazy. A lot as in everyday. I'm wary to the point of only buying sativas anymore. I cannot stress it enough but moderation is key, nothing wrong with a few tokes here and there.
Nathan_Henry 15
Well that's irrational
VitalDistance 14
I really don't understand why parents think weed is as bad a sin. I can't recall weed leading to any deaths.
MGKirby 5
don't know why your comment is so hated... weed literally does no harm to your body. smoking damages your lungs a little bit not much.
zarrganaut 17
That may not even be the case with most parents. With my mom, she didn't want me smoking it just because it's illegal. She didn't want me getting in trouble.
lil_ham1644 29
they didn't show pictures of smokers in your health class? throat cancer, lung cancer... or the people that talk through a hole in their neck from smoke damage?
jeepers_1 21
it does do damage. kills brain cells and such. However the smoke is not what causes cancer. it's the rest of the ingredients, tar, nicotine etc.
sylvienoir 18
That's cigarette smoke, which is completely different. Weed smoke has none of the chemicals and poisons.
DaRito 25
60 - depending on the quality of the weed of course. Plenty of street dealers dip it in pesticide and shit before selling it. Remind anyone of wood alcohol (cheap alcohol that causes blindness and poisoning) being so common during the prohibition? Also, most parents aren't so concerned about the immediate effects, it's the impact on your work ethic and the risk of police involvement. Using weed regularly will make you only want to sit around and smoke instead of being productive.
onlychildFTW 34
Where I'm from there have been more then a few deaths from edibles. So it must lead to deaths.
kelzo5 5
It doesn't kill brain cells, it messes up your dopamine levels, and if you're under 25 it can mess with brain development, but only if you smoke it frequently
Symmya 4
that is not true, i was a constant weed smoker for just over a year i smoked a lot 4-5 times a week.. smoking weed lowers your immune system so i got ill a lot, it can make your gums receed terribly the same with smoking tabacco.. but yeah the reason i had to stop was because weed makes your heart beat faster and i significantly weakened my heart and it couldn't take it anymore, I was at risk of having a heart attack. People with heart conditions can have heart attacks from smoking weed but clearly if they died the cause of death would be a heart attack even if weed was to blame.
GhostFox 34
You do realize that last sentence is a contradiction, right? "Weed can cause heart attacks, but the heart attack is the killer, not the weed"? That's like saying the gun used in a robbery is the criminal and the person using it was innocent.
iluvyahh 16
No. It is saying the person with the gun is the killer, but the gun aided in the killing. The heart attack is what caused the death, but the weed aided the heart attack. Therefore the heart attack is the killer.
stingray112 24
#44 do you actually think that
rshweky 17
I mean she's only being logical right? Nope. Not at all.
ashleymp 12
then move the **** out, damn
morgasshk 14
I was thinking they sounded like they lived at home too. Good call!
ShannonBitt 29
And it implies that the mom owns the car. If OP owned the car, the mom shouldn't be able to sell it.
beeferjay 34
tell her Jesus smoked weed and he told you it was ok in a dream
MGKirby 5
you gotta say god did because then you can say you're a prophet and you can spread the word of God, which can be whatever you want it to be
beeferjay 34
well, someone that ignorant has to be religious. studies prove they are less educated than non religious people
gracehi 33
^ Says the guy who doesn't know how to capitalize letters or use periods.