Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
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liquidhydrogen 6
What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.
alex_622 22
Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman
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alex_622 22
Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman
xx000o 27
Plant some used condoms in strategic places just before your dad gets home.
fuckedPriceless 17
I really like that idea...buy some used-looking clothes and lay them in their bedroom floor, and when he picks it up have a used condom fall out of it.
scapachini1 10
it's like one of those mexican shows where there's an evil stepmom and the son, or daughter try to get revenge
ItCouldBeHerpies 12
Did you get it in the end?
karatekid97 17
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Get what? Herpes?
Trin_Tran 26
You two will be best friends in no time ...
vikky538 29
was she a witch?
liquidhydrogen 6
What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.
panicsdisaster 17
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She just wants to force you into bonding time.
amc597 28
She's only forcing hatred, not bonding.
Jxv 15
Sounds like a really big bitch
DontClickOnMe 28
What did you do to get her angry enough to do that? Either way, what she did wasn't cool and you should tell your dad about it. Hopefully he will believe you. Good luck. =)
cailey1234567890 24
That sounds like the stepdad grew up with. :/ Totally feel for you OP. Don't worry though. You dont have to deal with her after you move out.
christian1509 21
I'm sorry that's was a dick move, and may I ask what did to piss her off so bad?