Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
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Top comments
liquidhydrogen 6
What a bitch... You need to install secret cameras in your room to catch her in action. Then show it to your dad. Only solid proof will win this war.
alex_622 22
Your stepmom sounds like such a lovely woman
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Comments (112)
hail_hydra 13
and the mother of the year award goes to...
soulreaper12296 28
What a bitch. You need to find a way to show your dad that she's the one doing it.
TXFernwoods 26
Plant a used condom in her room. Then show your dad. *BAM WIN*
kmw9915 4
U should set some kind of trap and video tape her or something, then show it to ur dad. keep a log book and write down when/what happened and show the recording
angelchappell 2
Whhaaat. dude seriously, get a Camera that also records audio, put one in your room **** that shit.
Axel5238 29
What happened leading up to this? There are bad parents/ step parents, but stuff like this doesn't pop out of no where usually. Get out of there as soon as your old enough and do whatever you can save for a place. Seeking revenge might be fun, but it is only going to make things worse for you. Even if you can prove it it might just make things worse while you are there.
MacysMangos 8
"Stepshart"
katertott 44
That blows. Get a camera and set it up asap! Btw, what exactly do you mean by "again"? o.O
MaddyLannister 8
Well your stepmom is a bitch.
isuckwithnames 22
Personally, I suggest a good ol'fashioned tire iron to the knee, but that is VERY extreme and could **** your life up.