Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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Top comments
qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
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Comments (140)
iloveweed69 7
Wear earmuffs
scottwadd1 0
I assure you that they feel worse than you do. Be thankful that you don't have to deal with it.
startrekker 3
All toddlers are noisy.
sgtsharkey 6
Mabe you should move. Then they won't have a whinny adult living beneath them.
EODgf 7
Yay! Free birth control!! ;)
santel_fml 8
Better the devil you know
mojojojo91 6
It's not her fault her dogs are noisy and wake the baby up.
Vnmusduck 0
Get over it, people have kids
klovett91 4
And that's why you don't live in a downstairs apt., because most likely you'll have someone living above you.
amiewithaj 13
Get the **** over it. Guess what, babies are everywhere. Don't like it? Than don't exist.
Hmk1994 8
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