Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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Top comments
qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
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Comments (140)
fireman347 2
Don't complain you'll get six kids just like them.
TheNinjaBacon 8
Any better?
sweetzombie88 0
Ear plugs will help but seriously... As stressed as it makes you is probably nothing compared to the new mother who absolutely can not avoid it.
chris3113 7
u must be paying for something or
enroutetothesky 0
As much as that sucks for you, think about how those poor parents feel!!
doll_face90 0
Uggggh I have 3 lil bad ass kids above me!
SignUpisntcool 3
To the people who say "oh be glad your not the couple with the baby " , he/she didn't have that baby so it's not his/her responsibility
shizuma_fml 3
That sucks dude maybe you can move to a place where they dont take marry people with kids and animals way better... Where im from there are places like that cuz land lord think kids destroy the apartments (dominican republic) now i live in NY im not sure if america does that
kitkatknicknack 12
That's why they invented earplugs
cjsutton 0
Stop complaining about a crying baby or noisy toddler. The only ppl who should have a right to complain r parents. I mean seriously stop being an ass