Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
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Comments (140)
ninjuh_wingman 29
One is better than three.
Solid_Hippo 4
You know, if you were a parent, you wouldn't act like an ass about. Atleast you dont have to wake up every two ot three hours for a changing and feeding.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
maybe thats why op doesn't have children of their own!
hatesfate 6
Why do parents complain about waking up for feedings etc? There's birth control, abortion, and abstinence out there if you didn't want to have a kid. If you had one it's your own damn fault and you shouldn't burden others because of YOUR choice.
jerry2011 4
Well said..... Let OP ask his parents how he was when he was an infant.
yummy_richkid 3
I don't think it makes them an ass. And they probably do wake up every few hours. A lot of apartments have noise issues, so they probably wake up when the baby cries. I can only suggest ear plugs.
Yari4life 3
I think he/she has every right to complain. They didn't have a baby, so why should they have to deal with noise and being woken up.
Andr913 13
Oh please, OP can complain about the kids if he wants to. It's not like he has to love them. Kids are annoying to some people, like me, and I would hate to be stuck in that apartment.
kgromer 2
It's a baby for crying out loud... They cry. Get over it.
Fmlsea 28
Thats why apartments are bad ideas , if you had a house you would hear that .
tygerarmy 35
If I could afford a house I wouldn't live in an apartment.
josiefay 0
You can find houses for rent too. I was a huge fan of that option years ago after I got sick of dealing with apartment and duplex neighbors.
PlaidPanda 9
Because houses are soo cheap to rent? apartments are roughly about 1/3 - 1/2 the price of renting a house.
DynamicDave 11
At my old apartment, there was a mother and a son living downstairs. They would always argue and yell at each other. One day, towards the end of an argument, I heard the son yell, "Suck my ****!" I really hope someone besides his mother was there...
davek 36
#77- depends, what state were you living in?
l0v3p4in 7
. . . You wouldn't hear that . . . Until you had one of your own.
PeeNaught 3
do yourself and the world a favor and
Pentium_4 27
that's horrible...apartment walls are so thin. and that reminds me, i can't remember the last time i went to olive garden without having a crying baby one table down
sinking_fish 12
Paper thin?? My apartment walls are made out of concrete /: Hurry for Hawaii.
sinking_fish 12
That was supposed to be "hurray", not "hurry"... Oops! :)
Goatinsfriend 8
I would move out.
PeeNaught 3
get over yourself....a. it's not all about you and b. every child is a miracle... this is not an fml... people with fmls like this annoy me...
RedMosquito 4
I am told if you buy the owner a whisper quiet laser printer then the baby will sleep like...well, like a baby.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Hopefully you don't go insane
old09 11
Be just as loud back Or talk to the parent(s) Or just learn to live with it
ohmandapants 17
Yes be just as loud back so that the baby cries even more. Have a talk with the parents? What the **** are they supposed to do? It's a NEWBORN. It doesn't exactly understand that screaming disturbs people.