Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Saltime 0
Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.
davie101 0
That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...
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Comments (172)
stormchaser24 24
sorry op. that sucks.
eminemchick 19
then dont make that "FUUUUU--" face.-_-
Mesocoollike 8
That's mean. Even if she is mad at you, its still not acceptable.
uglyyness 0
i know the feeling:(
rogergraton 0
the ugly truth
upstartzero 0
the brown paper bag technique could help you out here...(I know I probably spelled technique wrong but don't eat me please grammar Nazis! D:)
Gross2332 0
OP's sister is just jealous of OP being liked more
fthislyfe 22
its nothing to be upset about. and it doesn't mean you're ugly! when i was a kid i used to be scared of teddy bears but that doesnt mean they're ugly! kids are like that...
tanjoodo 3
It's OK. My aunt uses me to scare her 2 year old daughter into doing what she wants her to do.
bennetts211 2
You know, many siblings actually look alike...
IronMaiden45 0
I used to be scared of my aunt cuz she would always pinch my cheeks
Randuhh_17 4
Maybe you took it wrong...maybe she was just playing with you?.. my sister and I do that all the time...and we say much worse things to each other...and we sound serious about them too. don't take it to heart, get back at her.
Shadow1368 17
Solution: Take off the mask.
BaconDave 12
OP's username is "ugly" Haha
Saltime 0
Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.
lionandthelamb61 9
Yeah, because I'm sure the kid screams uncontrollably at the sight of the OP because she is so unbearably beautiful...
GrooveSponge 0
Technically, the baby could start crying or screaming and have a really scared expression…
teemooegan 9
um no it's not you op, most babies are just damn well scared of everything. From my guess the baby is a new born? So it's frightened by all these NEW* faces. Your sister is an idiot.
uglyyness 0
a baby can't tell you vocally that they're hungry or tired either. its the physical actions that they do that let us know what they want..or in this case dislike:)
atsirk 0
it sucks that your sisters treats you like that but OP dont take is so seriously. its a baby for gods sake.. they get scared by alot of stuff
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
like those legs in your picture
zuzupetalsYO 11
haha!!
nahgemoohc 17
Maybe she was jealous that OP could sing a better lullaby than her!!
balest22 0
yeah right... your sister prob made tht up bc she might b made at u
wmashburn 3
Ummmm....what???
Iwashere12345 0
yes, the sister is really 'made' at her. learn how to spell, dumbass
RyanMacVey 17
i doubt he couldn't spell it... you know there is something called a typo
atomicbaboon 0
57- while that may be a typo, you never know because of how the rest of the comment is written.
RyanMacVey 17
i dont see anything wrong with the rest of the comment... maybe im just so genius that i can read spelling mistakes and grammar errors without having to correct them
balest22 0
iPods these days with auto-correct. sorry bout the guys.
balest22 0
iPods these days with auto-correct. sorry bout the guys.
laurabev 9
So auto correct changed "that" into "tht" ?
BaconDave 12
No. She's just making up excuses.
Newboyz00185 0
144 No shit Sherlock ;-?
IamVexatious 0
she could be saying that just to get rid off you, ohwell sucks to be you...
davie101 0
That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...
lionandthelamb61 9
My thoughts precisely.
iownyou777 0
she put a bag on my head "still counts"
davie101 0
ha
Suddenly 0
dress up as It. scare baby ???????? PR
Suddenly 0
Profit
thatnucca 36
That's too cold and blunt to be taken lightly... Sorry OP...
eastangels 0
Hey balest22 you spelled mad wrong. and I'm very sorry about that
1215116a 14
11, their is a such thing as a reply button...
1215116a 14
10, their is a such thing as a reply button...
RyanMacVey 17
PIKACKOOOO !! lool
1215116a 14
Stupid iPhone messed up TWICE now let's see how many thumbs down I get for a comment that doesn't even offend....
xleanne_aLly 23
What the f*ck. you don't make any sense.
RyanMacVey 17
shite... i meant pikacho or however you spell it
AnagenisisZagus 13
PIKACHU! PIKACHU, GAYBOII!
RyanMacVey 17
oh aye... cheers
lionandthelamb61 9
I once waited on a family where the father kept a menu propped up in the middle of the table the entire meal as he sat across from his wife and baby. I tried to pick it up at one point but the father stopped me and explained that if the baby saw his face she would start screaming bloody murder. He wasn't ugly, though, he just had a ton of piercings and tatoos and long hair. It does happen.
lionandthelamb61 9
^meant to be a reply to 10.
loveuforever 0
You know what he meant though so it shouldn't be a big deal. I like it when people spell words right and when they don't use text talk but I don't go around correcting people for the tiniest mistakes.
oldnavysnake 0
of you read the thing right it said she probably MADE THAT UP just saayinn'.
1215116a 14
How is a baby scared of someone's face?
1215116a 14
10, their is a such thing as a reply button...
tencalories 3
10 well you see their face is shaped in such a way it frightens children
jbsington 8
Look on the bright side! At least you can't look any worse!
lionandthelamb61 9
That's probably not true, and if by chance it is, that's a pretty dark bright side.
HappyCynic 0
That really doesn't sound like a very pleasant bright side. Actually, since I rarely go to greet my aunt's kids, she has told them how frightening and evil I am to instill fear in them. Now whenever they see me the little girl tends to run away. So I feel your pain OP, when the kid gets older they'll probably think it was pretty funny or feel bad.