Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
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Comments (140)
l0v3p4in 7
Kids: The all natural contraception for boner killers and cause for continual lack of sleep.
rastafarhi 0
You can't catch a break I feel ya man.
katmarie89 0
I would prefer the newborn over the three toddlers. At least there's a little bit of quiet versus no quiet at all
spinx13 0
complain to the management. regardless of newborn there are rules about noise and they can be evicted
Eilonway 0
Crying babies do not fall into an excessive noise ordinance. Get some earplugs, OP. I guarantee that the noise bothers the parents ten times more than it does you. Babies DO NOT cry nonstop. They need sleep Luke every other human.
Eilonway 0
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that1guyyy 12
People don't choose to live in apartments you idiot
l0v3p4in 7
People choose to live wherever they want to live: houses, apartments, condos, townhouses, duplexes, cars, tents, RVs, hotels, igloos, compounds, caves, cabins, cottages, bungalows, under bridges, in trees, etc . . . Even people who don't earn that much money can find roommates and move into a house and share expenses. Heck! That's was cheaper for me to pay $200 in rent each month to live with 3 other people in a house than to pay over $600 in a 1 bedroom/1 bathroom apartment by myself. You may have a decrease in privacy, but at least an increase in monthly savings.
geekygirl88 2
If it's a newborn, hopefully it will stop crying soon, and then you will have a short time of wondrous quiet before the baby gets to the loud toddler stage!
lionlvr 9
Well then scream at them to shut up their little demon spawn like the other guy did.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
105 - I detect sarcasm BUT I find the phrasing of that to be oddly epic. Cathartis/vicarious "revenge" I suppose. So yeah.
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
"Demon spawn" being the phrase I meant, btw. (I saw the FML in question. Voted YLS.)
broomhallb 6
After long enough you get used to it and tune it out, wait till they try for the next one... She could be a screamer ;)
theBadGuy37 9
Yeah, how dare those people think they have the right to reproduce. And further, they have the audacity to believe they have a right to live among other people? We must stop these breeders before they take over the world.
neonberries 15
At least there's only 1 and the baby will calm down once it has a proper routine. :)