Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 2 in the morning, a noisy work crew started up in the parking lot next to my apartment. What were they doing at that ungodly hour? Installing a light that now shines right into my window. FML
Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
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Top comments
qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
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xFreexHopex 0
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xFreexHopex 0
First jealous of my first so they thumb down?
DontClickOnMe 28
I don't think anyone would be jealous. It's just stupid how all you said was FYL when you could've have just voted for: I agree, your life sucks.
qm4life 0
Awww... Soon to be a toddler... Here we go again! FYL
nic7973 23
my wife is due to give birth on sunday! i feel for you!
mexicotoucher 7
13 - Your wife will have to push the baby out of her. I don't think you are allowed to complain.
indielove 13
It appears that OP just can't seem to catch a break.
lifeguardd 0
Good luck nic.. And I'm sorry op.. Life is unfair :(
gojira666 7
Congrats 13....tough crowd i guess
hatesfate 6
29 - not if she has a C-section Either way he shouldn't have stuck his pickle in the jar if he didn't want a little bundle.
kikidi 6
They really should start making thicker walls.
Wicked361 8
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!
Wicked361 8
ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!! ^.-
Wicked361 8
Sorry about the double comment my app was being stupid an didn't show the first one so I rewrote it now it's just double.
HannahMarshall 6
The printer strikes again....
niznor99 6
That's hot.
nava1210 12
Does this family have a sign on their door to not knock or ring doorbell and dogs that bark at the sound of a doorbell, knock, or printer..? I might know them.
ohSNAPyall 27
Cheer up. At least it will only be one noisy toddler.
synonymous 1
It could be worse. They could be training for a marathon too. :p Good luck!
MyLoveDrunk 11
Yeah people getting up early to jog outside always just annoys the crap out of me and makes too much noise.
flagg1888 3
Could be even worse, they could be loud chronic masturbators
MonkeySpeaks 4
Really? People who work out and take care of themselves and their bodies annoy you?
OhDearBetrayal 25
96- Sarcasm my friend, sarcasm.
nalydk 0
Atleast now it's only 1 making the noice!
japtch 15
After the last word, I re-read with an Australian accent.
glitterysnails 7
And so did everyone else who read your comment
aliadnan708 6
Ear plugs at night might help
JustinComments 3
This has a lot of dislikes but I agree with it.
xxkimmyt 9
At least its not three!! Right??? :D
RacerX1695 1
I think it's actually the same couple, they just killed off the three kids and are starting fresh with a fourth…
pedosmurf 7
Good sleep huh?
xFreexHopex 0
Wow, Delete my first much? Stupid Mods GTFO!!
cntryiscntrywide 0
The non stop crying effects them worse than it does yu, I promise.
robertlovespi 3
So? They chose to have a baby. OP did not.
candiicane 12
OP didn't choose to have kids, but they chose to live in an apartment, where you can't pick your neighbors. It's just one newborn, they get better. Plus a newborns cry is absolutely adorable.
Characterise 0
yeah um not all newborns are the same I live with one and he's quiet 99% of the time 1% is the crying max 3 times a day
oohoohmrkotter 0
What? There's not a worse sound in the world. I feel for you, OP
LosAngelesSon 8
Stop complaining, you could be the couple with a non stop crying baby.
bobchickenfart 5
OP didn't choose to have the baby, they did.
tygerarmy 35
Maybe it will be a quite toddler soon. Or at least only one noisy toddler.
karkid619 8
*Quiet*