Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of 5 years won't propose/marry me. He would rather wait for his estranged wife to meet someone, fall in love, decide to get married, and do the filing herself. He doesn't want to pay the couple of hundred dollars for the uncontested divorce filing. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s going so well, we have marriage potential, so before we get any more serious he wanted a promise that I will never want children, and if I think there’s ever a chance I might, tell him soon because we’ll have to split up before we waste each other’s time. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he isn't sure about me anymore. He said he saw a quote on Facebook that a guy can be with a girl for 10 years, then leave, and be with a girl for one and marry that girl. Meanwhile, I've been planning on the rest of my life with him in my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my partner of 5 years and I sat down to talk because I expressed hope for a proposal in near future. He instead believed that we should wait, and talk about a potential future for us in another two years. FML
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tounces7 28
Tell him go to go be wild and single. Then, find someone a lot better, and when he comes back, show him what he lost and how much you upgraded.
Darlene King 3
Him: "Go be wild and single" - yes. You: "Wait and be faithful" - no.
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Comments (14)
RichardPencil 32
He wants an Amish rumspringa! He'll probably end up just churning his own butter.
Hailstorm92 12
Tell him yes but don’t get back with him when he does but keep the ring if he’s proposed an all string him along until he wants back with ya. Teach the pig a lesson
Darlene King 3
Him: "Go be wild and single" - yes. You: "Wait and be faithful" - no.
tounces7 28
Tell him go to go be wild and single. Then, find someone a lot better, and when he comes back, show him what he lost and how much you upgraded.
Pratik_ra 10
he's being an asshole but he is not lying. this is lying. which is worse too.
Lora Wood 11
Find someone to agree to be your new boyfriend. Watch him lose his mind. Video the meeting.
Kristen Bauer 14
Seriously **** people like this
Miss_Whipped 43
Or don't, that's the lesson here.
genuinegoodguy 9
Or don’t!
xingyibear 5
tell him sure, lets see how this plays out. let him free and do his thing. then instead of waiting and being faithfull ypu move on and throw away this trashy dude
Jack Tierney 1
Drop him like a bad habit. You can do better than a man that obviously needs to be taken by the geese.
Xoduis 6
you better break up with him
SPrilla 1
what about trying out polyamory??? look into it and if he feels he didn't experience enough maybe talk about what u both need. if it's better to seperate or stay together. be open n honest