Today, my sick semi-delusional boyfriend, whom I've been taking care of for days, accused me of trying to poison him so that I could play World of Warcraft. FML
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Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play on his Xbox for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I was having an affair in The Elder Scrolls Online. While ranting to my online elf husband, he got upset that I had a real life boyfriend and dumped me too. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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Top comments
i_live_to_vault 19
Well, did you?
Soninuva 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
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Comments (37)
memed_fml 17
that's a first..
i_live_to_vault 19
Well, did you?
edris_305 21
She said he was delusional so ....
easilyboredone 8
Nah, op said semi delusional
Soninuva 41
I'm taking that to mean that she semi-poisoned him.
jbones24 22
Gotta get the most out of that subscription fee!
firefighter925 18
Legitimate accusation.
pandainspandex 19
I'd do it. Don't get between a woman and her WoW!
hoosiergirl94 31
Games these days are getting so competitive
SneakySlayer 15
Is that a problem ?
Nathan_Henry 15
When WoW is life
tranced_ 45
Dota > WoW .
Mynamewontfi 40
#20 The games aren't even comparable.
RichardCherry32 9
#20, You can't compare two completely different games. I personally don't like DOTA. The only MOBA game I like is Smite, but I don't shit on others because they like a specific game. It's like people comparing CSGO, Call Of Duty and Battlefield. CSGO is a very tactical, very team based, slow action game. Battlefield has huge open maps with vehicles, and focuses on vehicle and long range combat. Call of Duty is all small maps with a bunch of players, and the point of it is just to run everywhere and shoot people, and it's focus is really just being fast paced. You can't compare games from completely separate worlds.
BrandonJ07 8
Long live Warcraft!
hellnosucka 27
why does he have to be poisoned in order for you to play wow? can't you both just play without any poison in either of you?
nemisis11 12
Nah. She plays a rogue, it became habit to put poison on the (butter) knife before activity.
silky_mitts 11
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You can tell he's delusional because no one's played World of Warcraft since like 2007
Its_Sinon 15
I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard
hamburgerjung 23
Except a couple million people that are still playing but alright...
darkaxx 9
The numbers of wow are like half of what they use to be and the game went to shit, people who play now are mostly the ones paying with the in game currency.
Zarcissa 34
I have played since 2008, and pay my game time with my credit card. I'm quite hyped about Legion.
samwilliams800 28
It's still going strong considering it's a subscription game. I still play myself and am looking forward to the new expansion.
ManicGypsy 22
#42, I don't know if I'm more excited about demon hunters or gnome hunters, lol. :D
autismom1999 8
well the servers are all full so. ....... yeah they are
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'm sure you weren't going to poison him. You just wanted to knock him out so you could get in a few house of play time.
brenton490 19
They give out houses now for playing ? Suddenly I need to play again.
aeryn97 17
For the Horde!
Seabass_Chan 33
Maybe you should consider bringing him to the psychiatric ward of the hospital, OP. I understand you wanting to care for him at home but if he's mentally ill he may need more help than you can provide. ...Unless you meant sick in the physical sense. But if he's delusional from it you may still want to speak to a doctor.
MamaChey 24
Perhaps u should pick another major #10...I do believe that she was being facetious with her comment...
individual00 14
It's very common for infections to cause delerium. Also, strong painkillers can have similar effects. Nothing OP said would make me think her boyfriend is mentally ill.
R2Y2 22
Sure as **** sounds mentally ill to me >_>
melody309 35
No, I agree with #10. If he's not on any medications that might cause delirium, or if he's usually delusional regardless of this illness, I'd take him to get checked out. I did an internship in a psychiatric unit last summer and this guy sounds a lot like some patients with schizophrenia that we saw. It's common for people with psychosis to be paranoid enough to accuse others (even people they trust) of poisoning their food or otherwise trying to hurt them. They're called delusions of persecution. OP, you know your boyfriend better than any of us, so you would know if this is something to worry about. Just please don't take this lightly. I hope he feels better soon.
Seabass_Chan 33
To be perfectly honest, FML simply doesn't give you enough space for details like that. The boyfriend being "sick" could be taken a number of ways.
Lalala579121 28
She should definitely get him committed. Then she can play WoW all she wants, and doesn't have to poison him anymore.
Rababco 29
I thought sick meant physically ill but "semi-delusional" makes me think he might be mentally ill as well. Being physically ill would explain why he would think she poisoned him. I also thought he might be delusional from being sick, like from a high fever. It could be a bad reaction to medicine he's taking because of his medicine. If this is been happening for a while then OP should probably get him some help.