Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hannamacintosh
Toronto, Canada
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
LonelyBoy
United States
Loner
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
bruv
United States
Uncanny valley
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
ac13
United States
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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ChenEighty 20
At least you know they won't be against the wedding.
abhi95 31
1. You have a girlfriend 2. Your family loves her Please just shut up and enjoy life!
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Comments (56)
xerbrus 14
i have the same issue lol
junebug1981 3
At least you know you've found a good one :) Just don't lose her... She might get invited to holidays and not you ;)
Lightning_5t0rm 11
You know what's worse? When you're the only son, and your parents are more excited to see your sisters boyfriend than you.
infinitegrace 21
My parents are more excited to see my boyfriend then me. I feel your pain OP.
sanecatlady 13
I find it's like that whenever my brother comes to visit. But he lives so far away and we seldom get to see him, and I live reasonably close. Plush it's the first time in at least two years he's actually been home for Christmas.
NatalieOntheTram 11
It's ok. I'm pretty sure my family uses me for my German Shepherd mix. They always insist that I bring her along.
Waschlappen 23
Well, at least they like her. That's pretty great, if you ask me!
worldclassrager 41
If you two get married she"ll fight right in... It may seem like that but if she is a newer girlfriend they just want to get to know her better...
jazzy_123 20
I brought my boyfriend over for the holidays and my cousins, aunts and uncles kept saying he was a good guy, a perfect match for me, he was so nice, he's friendly. Overall they really liked him and it felt really good! :) My parents don't say much but I got over that and his family is still iffy about me, but that's mostly because he lives far now and I don't go see him as often as he sees me.
Bryson1224 5
Cough cough affair cough cough