Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hannamacintosh
Toronto, Canada
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
LonelyBoy
United States
Loner
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
bruv
United States
Uncanny valley
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
ac13
United States
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Top comments
ChenEighty 20
At least you know they won't be against the wedding.
abhi95 31
1. You have a girlfriend 2. Your family loves her Please just shut up and enjoy life!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (56)
kyu_Q 19
You should make the effort to go see him. I hated that about my last relationship. I was the one doing all the travelling and all I got were excuses when I asked her to come see me. it sucks. if you care about someone you make the time to spend time with them.especially when they are doing that for you.
HowsBoutaRoadie 8
she is probably smoking hot and/or has a huge rack.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
isnt that good?
davincidasecond 24
I used to think the same when I would bring my girlfriend to my moms house every holiday. But it turns out my folks just love seeing us together, not that they prefer seeing her over me. I think it's the same in your case, but either way, take the positives from this. At least getting hitched would be smooth sailing in terms of the relationship between your family and your lady!
HockeyGirlLover 7
This sounds like something my cousin would say because he walks in and barely gets a hello but his girlfriend walks in and everyone says hello and stops what they are doing to go and hug her
JasmynRose 6
She's a keeper ;)
gauravforall 6
"Meet the fockers" is over. Its time for "Meet the parents"
eatmor2 9
Same haha
annoyedweirdo 9
Well atleast they love her
shaytards_fml 9
put a ring on it