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Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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Top comments
ChenEighty 20
At least you know they won't be against the wedding.
abhi95 31
1. You have a girlfriend 2. Your family loves her Please just shut up and enjoy life!
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Comments (56)
ChenEighty 20
At least you know they won't be against the wedding.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Exactly! This is a good thing OP. Unless you are some kind of attention *****, then its not.
SThompson90 7
I agree, this is an amazing thing. Usually after every family event I have to listen to my wife complain that she doesn't feel excepted and she's not part of the family and most of the time I wish my family would just leave me alone.
chosha_fml 27
#1 Though they may side with her in the divorce.
HKCgrimmjow 15
No... I have to agree. I would be extremely happy to see my family and my girlfriend get along on that level! It would make life so much easier.
Jasmeent11 15
#35 don't be such a pessimist, they haven't even gotten married yet!
challan 19
That means she's a keeper, Op. They obviously can see she makes you happy. Besides... when they start getting on your nerves, you can push them off on her.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
At least she's been accepted into your family! :) x
mattswagerty 3
Hey that means half the in-law problems! Score!
jefrey 9
poor baby!!! Dude, if you got a girlfriend be a man then, grow up
trellz17 19
That's how it always is. Means they really like her.
dancingprancer 6
I highly doubt it. they probably just really like you two together! trust me, that's way better than the other way around. (:
p007 12
They must be very excited to see that she's still with you!
buckdharma 38
You would think that your family showing a genuine interest in her would please you.
ohnowhyme123 15
at least you know they approve of her