Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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Comments (108)
Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
neonokku 0
wow hes stupid
Penetration 0
Nah, it's what she gets for using the word "baby" as an affectionate term. And for automatically assuming he was referring to her. Owned.
DanPin 0
Agreed. You shouldn't dump him as soon as possible. Or cheat him. It can go both ways. The matter is, DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS!
The_Pleb 0
Maybe if you made your guy a sammich he woudnt dump you for someone else!!! YDI
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
lisafannypack 0
well if they really were boyfriend and girlfriend, it would be natural for OP to assume that he was talking about her...
staffer 0
nop shes stupid for not knowing her boyfriend has another girlfriend, still shitty though.
jessenia123 27
she should be the bigger person and not cheat on him she should just simply break up with him because he's an asshole
jessenia123 27
your clearly the one who's stupid how would she know he has another girlfriend?
Kyomana 0
Whoooa what a jerk. Dump him. :[
spiffles 0
Murder him!! With a rake :D
NessieWicked 9
lmfao, seriously.
caticaticati 3
Do you have a sense of humor? My boyfriend would SO do this, and I would know he's kidding.
Luv_my_life 0
haha yeah mine too! though if your boyfriend does not have that kind of humour, I would not laugh either...
spuuuddd 0
you are too good for a jerk like that. dump him.
holliecopas 0
if he wasn't taking the mick, then i feel so sorry for you!
voissurtonchemin 0
Ouch... He doesn't sound like a nice guy! Get out while you can, and leave the guy to his 'other' girlfriend... Unless he was joking. But still, not a very funny joke!
iamspartacus2 0
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YDI, either for not being able to get a joke or for dating an asshole. Probably the first. You have issues.
lkrofct 0
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YDI for being fat and ugly
ChristineAnn58 8
You're a dick
perdix 31
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At least you know why you're boyfriend moved on. This would have been depressing if you said you were feeing thin, pretty and cheerful when you logged onto FB.
Samanthamkellyxo 2
LOL priceless.
helluva 1
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I'm so tempted to laugh. Alright, I admit it- I laughed. Anyways, I feel bad for you both. You - for having a meanie, ******** bf. Your bf - for having a fatty gf. Lulz.