Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
hannamacintosh
Toronto, Canada
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
LonelyBoy
United States
Loner
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
bruv
United States
Uncanny valley
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
ac13
United States
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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ChenEighty 20
At least you know they won't be against the wedding.
abhi95 31
1. You have a girlfriend 2. Your family loves her Please just shut up and enjoy life!
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RodzillaX 30
At least you've got a girlfriend eh? Take what good you can out of the situation OP.
abhi95 31
1. You have a girlfriend 2. Your family loves her Please just shut up and enjoy life!
Madridsta1999 7
Trust me man Now you dont have to listen her complain about her problems with your parents. They might want to see her more so they can make sure she is happy with you and you guys are doing well. Keep your head up, merry christmas and a happy new year!
jannnnnnnnn 4
plot twist: the 'family' are his in-laws
Hiimhaileypotter 53
What's with all these "plot twist" comments that have gotten popular in the last few months. Most of them aren't even funny...
chosha_fml 27
#25 One person does it and IS funny, which then prompts a bunch of people to TRY to do it who are not funny at all.
MyUsernameKatie 31
Yea, I agree. My ex's family treated me like crap. Called me horrible things behind my back. They kept us apart as much as possible. OP, like the fact that your family likes your girlfriend. The support of your family could help your relationship
adhdwizard 13
They're just used to seeing you around, at least they like her Op! Look at the positives. :)
Lawabidingcitizn 12
You should be glad about your gf
vencku 13
While everyone says to be happy, I can understand why OP thinks FML. I'm very close to my family and would be hurt if they liked my SO more than me. I've been in their lives for over two decades. I would hope I'm more important to them and they will always support me and not my (temporary) partner.
Epikouros 32
Like OP, you're old news. Boring!
PancakeSlap 23
At least you didn't blow your engine trying to show up her ex.
perdix 31
What exactly do you mean by "excited?" This could be pretty dirty.