doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hopeless romantic
Dayton, United States
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
hannamacintosh
Toronto, Canada
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Anonymous
Good boy, best boy
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
Anonymous
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Blindsided
Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
Billie
How could you?
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Goodbye Old Friend
Lancaster, United States
Step-dog
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Top comments
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
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Comments (54)
squinch 16
Maybe it's time for a change.
A07 48
That gives a whole new meaning to doggy style.
Unlovable_Me 14
#8 Alyssa Rosales would certainly approve.
karacakal2 30
Dogs are excited about pretty much anyone though
Ms_ValS 27
Exactly. I cannot believe OP would compare a human being's enthusiasm with a dog's.
Brandi_Faith 34
Dogs are always happier to see you than any human will ever be. No one will ever greet you at the door like your dog will. This doesn't mean your boyfriend loves you any less because he doesn't stand at the door wiggling his bum and panting for you while slobbering you with kisses and jumping on your leg. Lol.
gogo44444 28
Screw him! Dogs are better anyways!
ThreeSheets 14
So true, I was going to say the same thing.
askullnamedbilly 33
That's kinda unfair, all dogs are more excited about seeing people again than a person could ever be.
MDoremis 38
That settles that, then. You need to get yourself a dog. And if you already have one, get another. You can never have too many fur babies.
GhostFox 34
Unless you can't give them all the animals you care for appropriate care and affection in one day, in which case, yes you have too many. Adopting an animal because you are having relationship troubles is like a couple thinking that having a new baby will fix their marriage issues.
A07 48
Just like kids are more excited to see their uncles and aunts than their parents because they're more prone to spoiling them, doesn't mean you need to break up with him OP
Cadeth 13
Teach him a lesson if ya know what I mean
Kitty1811 19
Pooches over smooches!
ohSNAPyall 27
Pugs over hugs!
Richard6036 13
Dogs give unconditional love this is why they're called man's best friend
Chilled_Rambo 11
I don't know if I'd count this against him because dogs are usually more excited over anything than people are. Unless you don't see your bf often and he basically shows no sign of caring when you see each other then you might need to have a talk with him.