Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
MudPuddleMica 0
shit happens.
Shookitup 0
cuttt the bitch XD
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Indeed it does.
Tantaran 0
i feel ya man. girls are ******.
mikeyb102 0
>:D
mikeyb102 0
oh, and hakuna matata
FFML_314 12
That must have been one hell of a breakfast you had this morning 18.
Horde 8
"taking breaks in a relationship" translates to "it's over", she just hadn't had the balls to tell you straight
mikeyb102 0
I had my wheaties:D not really:/ I could go for some right about now.. or a nice sandwich.. with turkey and lettuce and tomato and dijon andswiss cheese mmmmmm
FFML_314 12
Really? Well, you're comment disturbs me. I hope you don't live in my county or even my state. Should I keep a knife under my pillow, just incase?
mikeyb102 0
nah I'll be nice
tniggs 0
damn lol
metalfan333 0
******
hott15 0
find a new girlfriend.
ACDCKISS73 0
most people aren't emo and cut themselves it other people
GhettoMaverick 0
not to get off track but Dayum 1 & 7 u two r beautiful. anyway beat this bitchass boyfried to the floor
sports_chika 0
sorry op, but be glad she's in your past now and find someone better than her.
thaprince1226 0
Today my gf cheated on me.FML
PhoenixFiend 0
It's clichè D; My girlfriend did the same thing. It's been two months. She isn't dating anyone else, but it still meant it's over. Though, she does try to call me back as a booty call pretty often >.>
Krajjan 9
Happened to me once. Best advice, move on and make fun of her at every opportunity.
xXLenaXx 0
Better now than when you've given her your heart and an expensive ring. Send the boyfriend a "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HERPES!" card.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
the horde is horrible alli all the way
comatoast 0
tell her to go back to her home on ***** island!
shepaintsmusic 6
something similar just happened to my friends who were dating... :( FYL.
AA357 0
*yawn*
emmanizzer 6
oh come on, i swear i've read this one before.
sabatical 0
it happens to people quite a bit.
crimsongetsu 0
torch ur gurlfriind aand her. new bf hehee
OhWowFYLindeed 0
So many of these FMLs. I feel sorry for each and every one of them. :(
JokingJoe 0
boringgg.
khadijah32594 3
damn im soory but find another chick shit she moved on and now you need to too
caritotscn 0
always d same type of FML! this is getting boring...
msyelowbubblegum 0
aww well this happens ALL THE TIME! soo suck it up!:P ur guna hafta get used to it.. but im still sorry:/
xkittykatx 0
hi(:
leadrunner751 3
hello #1 *flips hair back*
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
Damn, 1's hot!
theChupacabras 0
move on brother, move on. don't even look back.
sharmen 0
What are you, Hulk Hogan?
loserboii 11
I'm guessing she didn't like you, how mean girls are..kidding lol.
Stevefett 0
3- yo LL Cool J you forgot to button your shirt. This isn't a dating site and noone cares.
NavyWifey29 0
that is messed up :/ sorry OP.
FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
sexybitch92 0
Aww sorry op, well be glad she's your ex .. now you can move on to someone better..
minihoodehoo 0
go up to to her when she is with her boyfriend and say (thanks for the great sex last night) XD
Cheezcakes 0
just forget her she was a bitch :/
auttie_girl 0
Wow. But you know what, OP, you can do better, forget her.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for buying that bullshit about "taking a break". Anyone who says that is lying and/or fooling themselves; it's really over.
Sooniztimmy 0
Completely agree, saying I want a break is a pussy way of saying l am cheating on you and would would rather be with them.
deafeningsilence 8
exactly! a "break" means breakup. it's a "nice" way of telling you she wants to break up.
Cinn_fml 23
I don't get why the people who do it to be 'nice' think it's a nice thing to do. Why not just be direct/honest rather than letting the other person think there's still a vague chance?
DarkMag3 0
Zomg that happened to me ..... girls...
landroverguy2009 0
and me! stupid bitch
_streets_ 19
fyl wow that sucks op but there are plenty other Fish in the Sea.. I actually really hate that saying..
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place