Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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DamnedSeraph 0
not really
dunni786 0
she's a bad seed, her mother should of swallowed
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
op better days are coming
perdix 31
Use the time to go out with other girls. If the other boyfriend doesn't work out, and your girlfriend wants to end the "break," you can tell her that "break time" needs to be extended, and you'll call her when her services are needed again. If you are available when she comes back to you, you are finished.
rebbee 0
What a *****. You are better off without the bitch.
iheartben 0
Aww that sucks for you OP :(
sharmoota 2
bitchy girls .. get out of this world
indiechick94 0
awh I'm sorry :/ that does indeed suck, you'll find someone better who doesn't treat you like this
ladyluck82 9
That's why I don't believe in "taking breaks"...you're either together or not! Easy as that! You're better off without em, OP! :-)
samson111 0
dude why would someone put a knife under their pillow