Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
Maht_fml 0
sniper. use it.
Igor_g5 0
It's good for you too. You want to be with a cheating bitch? it sucks but move on and find someone worthy.
ChrisCal14 0
I know exactly wat u mean man.
pnoymamba24 0
don't worry about it man! some gals just dnt kno way they got
cheergirly16 0
Why do I allways see stories like this??
KaneStatic 0
let me clarify what this cryptic "break" means, it means the same thing as an open relationship, it's an excuse to go a knocking boots with every person within a 5 ft radius and have you around for the emotional stuff. it happens to the best of us. when that shot happens, all you gotta do is find someone else who is worth your time and go doesn't need breaks to figure shit out.
cheerchick4life 0
aww I'm sorry :(. ull find someone better
MrQuest 0
how is this an FML??.. dude she just a girl, a loss is more of an FML not some stupid breakup.. GSB OP
xXxbiancaxXx 0
omg there are so many of these fml's but still somehow i feel ba for them still... uhh u kinda shoulda known that "take a break" means "breakup" keep that In mind next time… hopefully there won't b a next time but... that sux she obviously wasn't a good gf so find someone else. u should like walk up to her and her n bf 2 weeks from now and b like "is brake time over!?" lol
xXxbiancaxXx 0
bad*