Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
justsayfuck 5
Don't be depressed over her. She doesn't deserve it.
BigdaddyC 0
Women outnumber men in this country. You shouldn't have any major problems with walking away from your lying girlfriend. Just be careful who ya trust, and try not to breed.
seahorses4eva 4
That sucks, OP. Obviously you don't mean to her, what she meant to you. Time to move on, and find someone who will reciprocate your feelings, and wouldn't do something so sketchy.
kingtuna 0
You should tell her new boyfriend that you dumped her for testing HIV positive! That will flip her weave!! Lmao
ladyluck82 9
58 - that's an awesome idea! I agree!! lmao!
HaxivX 0
lol for breakfast I had pop tarts. Pop tarts rule!
Amy_1995 0
yeah I also agree with 58
danii1996 0
wat a bitch
Anti666 17
Dude, I feel for you. the exact same thing happened to me except my ex got with my best friend and now I don't talk to either of them. You deserve better; don't deal with bitches like that.
Airborne2002 7
been there
bradlyl 0
my girlfriend did that to me, biggest bitch move in the world, nothing is worse than a lying bitch, nothing.