Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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Jarrett Wild 7
Who changes socks every 5 years?
saberjpg 6
I understand that it hurts when someone you care about ends up not sharing that same love. People fall out of love, it happens every day. If you care about her, and want her to be happy let her date your friend...if your friend is also into her. If you think it will be too awkward of a situation, then limit your contact with your friend, and make a new one. Life is tough, but this isn't really all that bad.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
did you update your friend on the fact that if she changes guys like she changes socks that he won't last
Jarrett Wild 7
Who changes socks every 5 years?
Dave_Davington 34
Dude, read between the lines. He has a bigger doodle than you.
saberjpg 6
I understand that it hurts when someone you care about ends up not sharing that same love. People fall out of love, it happens every day. If you care about her, and want her to be happy let her date your friend...if your friend is also into her. If you think it will be too awkward of a situation, then limit your contact with your friend, and make a new one. Life is tough, but this isn't really all that bad.
zelda1324 13
something similar happened to me, too. my bf of five years encouraged me to go up north so that i could further my educational career. to just break up with me not even a month later and then proceed to tell me that he has feelings for another girl and that his heart belongs with her. and let me tell you something. i was only going to be away for 4 MONTHS, 4 HOURS away. and this girl he wants to pursue lives in a WHOLE OTHER STATE. i was devastated. but little by little i’ve been getting my life back together, and you will too. just know that you deserve better and once you start focusing on yourself, blessings will come your way.
zelda1324 13
i meant “similar” as in being together for 5 years and for my ex leaving me for someone else, that’s it. you read way to much into it
Jarrett Wild 7
That's rough. But honestly bro, at the end of the day she was probably looking for commitment. If after 5 years you haven't married her, then she's probably moved on and realized there may not be a future with you. Whereas your friend, she may see as a more likely candidate to 'settle down' and have a future with.
okay_kayden 1
I get what you're saying but why are people so ready to rush into the whole marriage thing..? I get it but don't at the same time, but I can't say I'd be willing to just say, toss aside someone I knew I wouldn't have anywhere near the same connection with for someone who was just more eager to marry me.. And marriage isn't even a 'guarantee' you'll be together forever.. What demonstrates more security? I suppose there needs to be quite a bit of trust involved in the relationship - believing the person you're with is worth it.
Jonkbaby 23
I want you to reread what you wrote
MitiMiki 16
That is her gentle way of telling you she's been cheating on you with him for a long time now.
Nix188 13
time to buy some rope, a lead pipe, a shovel, some tarps, clothes and bleach.
dasin 18
but 5 years is just a number and im pretty sure its ex friend