Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
Lubay 0
Lol, this ******* happened to me. she told me she need time to deal with her parent's getting a divorce. It's been two years and her parent's are still married, they just kicked her out of their house.
EvanRL 0
Dude, that sucks
heavyt 0
i heard that
15NorthFace 0
aw sorry same thing happened to me, on valentines day, over text.
trinir34 0
God damn ****
jburkes 12
/sigh, right there with ya, buddy.
asu27 0
that just recently happened to me....women and their lies
MeleMallory 0
Haha, Ross and Rachel. "We were on a break!"
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
lol i remember seeing that episode
ephex 0
This EXACT thing happened to me about a week ago. Broken hearts. It's just not worth the pain anymore.
Plump_Racoon 1
Im sorry man