Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
MeGustaComer 0
At least she didn't cheat on you like in most of the other FMLs, right? But honesty is the best policy. ):)
triggerit 5
you like a calf...ydi...I reckon your next girl does the same...do smth...tell your ex her new friend is a gay or whatsoever ...do smth...do not cry like toddler how you are offended by your ex girl...
Cinn_fml 23
...What? Why is the OP like a calf and what happened to words such as 'a', 'at' and 'that'?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
The "whatsoever" was the one that got me, Cinn. >.<
Cinn_fml 23
...I thought 'whatsoever' was one word? Or have I missed something really obvious, Irish?
Cinn_fml 23
Whenever someone utters the phrase "taking a break" you should just let them go. Because that means that they've found someone else but they don't have the guts to leave you outright just incase that all goes wrong because they can't bear the thought that there might be a time when they are actually single.
alexthedude 0
that suckks man. but at least you didnt have to walk in on her cheating on you? that woulda been WORSE.
SuicidalxDream 0
.-. My boyfriend did that to me 4 weeks ago...
broomstick 0
You deserved it AND your life sucks. No, I'm just kidding, that sucks.
razr7670 0
damn that's roughhhh...but shit happens...just move on and you'll get someone new.
jjjhhh 0
my boy called a break yesterday... after our date.... my 5month is next week... I know the pain
ghostiez 0
well that sucks I say if she has a sister you should eat out her sister on your ex's bed
Geiko_fml 0
Same thing happened to me three weeks ago, OP. I feel for you. Hopefully you didn't spend a year or more like I did. Makes you wanna do what others said - HIV problems new d00d!