Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
jdfml90 0
The thing is.. these days, 80-90% of girls NEED a boyfriend, or someone to be flirting with. Or at least more options. Which is why she would only break up with you when something was there. You didn't honestly think a break meant she wanted alone time? there's a new dick to jump on and sorry buddy but you weren't invited.
Tahiti0410 0
My BF of almost 3 years did this to me the other day! but he TOLD me about the other girl & started bragging about her! douchebaggg..told him we are done for good right then!
rubix910 2
wow, what a ****... xP
MikeAber 0
ya well my some what ex did the same thing but with two guys and I waited to do what she wanted I waited over two weeks to kiss her and when she did that it took less than a day for her to kiss them and I went back with her later on but ya it took the second guy she was with two weeks to finger her it took me more than 5 months and I was walking with her and the first guy she was dateing and she cut my wrist and I almost died and ya so I hate to say it but you got it easy but this is all true I'm not jokeing and I'm so ******* stupid I'm still some what with her today been together almost a year and a few months but ya I hate to say it but your lucky....
sarahkhan93 4
awe girls are bitches
BorkenHearted 0
My ex did the same thing to me, blow it off if she didint tell you the truth, what is she worth?
esueh 0
hey you know what i realized, guys don't rlly get even like girls do when this sort of thing happens.. like wtf girls break widows, slash tires, or do something. Guys have no stress release.
SuperEFG 0
Man up and do something about it fool, grab a bat and go beat the shit out of that guy, then write a nice message with his blood for your girlfriend,
PLLgirls 0
Shitty buddy :( move on she isnt worth ur time
Dr_PhD 0
what a ****.