Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and said she needs to take a break from our relationship. Why? Her really clingy ex is really depressed about her dating someone else and he isn't ready to accept it. So she wants to take a break "for his sake" until he's over her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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FFML_314 12
I hope you didn't invest to much time,effort and money into that relationship. Take the opportunity and do some things you've always wanted to. :]
Amy_1995 0
get back at her she was clearly cheating on you in the first place
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Comments (152)
SirtTerrythe3rd 0
nothing new here. bitches always ask for breaks to clear their conscience and ****** for some new dick.
kcbx20 0
tag team.
CloneXD11 3
18 + 19 = lmfao
Sarah__Louise 0
read this about 900 times on fml now....
Jimboom 12
And you brought that horsecrap of an excuse?? She only told you that to give herself a clear conscience. Find her, tell her to go F*ck herself and her new little ***** and then go find yourself a real woman! And stop being such a pushover... that may be the reason she left in the first place.
liz_sandoval09 0
You should "accidently" bump into them and tell the guy " so which guy are you now?"
PokemonTyrant 0
Eat some waffles, mkay...you'll be alright {•=
lickmyjock 0
blue waffles? no thanks
PokemonTyrant 0
as in waffles with blueberry??? y not
Jimboom 12
Mmmmm Blueberry waffless *drools*
deafeningsilence 8
uhhh, "blue waffles" are not blueberry waffles. just saying..
Jaguar1234 0
well it's time to get physical
nabo4u 0
I'm not saying that ydi for not knowing you were being cheated on, but tell me this, when you kissed her, didn't you smell her other man's skeet skeet skeet?
lalala098 0
ouch </3