Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I finally met the guy I've been getting to know online in person for a date. When we saw each other, we both realized that we had heavily Facetuned our profile pictures. The awkward silence that followed was the longest five minutes of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Did you meet him on FML?
grosjean 1
Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.
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candygirl98 0
ohh that is soooooooo sad:(
caelrion 1
That's sad. Like srsly.
crz23 0
someone from online??? and you want a good speller
yake12 0
no one cares that your first OP: J00 //4||7 2 6o 0U7 //!7|-| |/|3?
PSQ91 6
That's not sad, it's pathetic I'd say...
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
36 I'D LOVE TOO(: lol
MissErikaHart 0
today, u realized u can't spell realize. and that I can't spell u...
Fop 6
Today, you'll hopefully realise that American English is not the only dialect in existence.
MissErikaHart 0
yes it is?
bwhahaha_fml 10
don't worry op. the last time I went on a date was… never...
MrSassypants 34
it is sad and the worst part is that h used spell check. :)
FrenchToast94 0
p-r-o-p-e-r-l-y do I get the date?
xFalzz 0
52, only America spells "realise" as "realize". In the other English speaking countries, they spell it right with an S.
GraysonIsFail 0
47; Lol. Stupid. Fail.
Esca_B 0
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1personinthiswor 0
78 - Nice info. Lol I love sarcastic humor.
LTHoratioCaine 4
47, I laugh at you in British English, one of the many English dialects.
funzcpl 0
well you all have something in common. do you REALIZE that
Fortuitous 0
Guess what?! I just realised that people spell "realized" differently! Oh my God, it's so shocking. People in different parts of the world actually have different ways to spell things! o.O
funzcpl 0
oh my god guess what? I don't care! shocking?
funzcpl 0
oh my god! guess what else... I don't care! shocking that's so great. your awesome. but I STILL don't care
roe010992 10
'Realize' is the American spelling. The British english, used in commonwealth countries, is 'realise'.
angel55033 12
hahaha do you care yet?? :D
8trickster8 0
YEAH WELL I DON'T CARE MORE. LOOK HOW MUCH I DON'T ******* CARE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
funzcpl 0
lol. no. I STILL don't care.
angel55033 12
what about meow?
funzcpl 0
lol. no I might care a little. no... wait... ah, the feeling passed. still don't care
grosjean 1
Oh dear. So you go on at someone for using a perfectly acceptable different spelling to you, and then when someone points that out you don't care? And not only that, you fail to use a question mark at the end of post number 2 and also use 'your' rather than 'you're'. Apart from that, you seem pretty cool and intellectual.
funzcpl 0
meow I care lol
angel55033 12
wooooooow 25 I wasted 5 seconds reading you're statement complaint, pretty sure all of us still don't care hahaha right meow
funzcpl 0
I don't care about that either!!! oh look I use an explanation point!
funzcpl 0
right!
8trickster8 0
GUYS, I STILL DON'T CARE. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE. SERIOUSLY GUYS, PAY ATTENTION TO THIS, I DON'T CARE. I'M JUST MAKING SURE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE, OK?
funzcpl 0
ok. I can see you don't care the most. lol
angel55033 12
35 don't lie I know you care o_o
BenD0VER 0
Do you care that it looks like your nipples are popping out of your shirt? Or was that the intention? If so, that's kind of slutty IMHO.
funzcpl 0
and do you care that you just got finished looking at the picture of cartoon nipples and NOT a real ******* picture of me. It makes YOU look kind of stupid. I'm just saying.
funzcpl 0
go jack off to anime!
QueenPersephone 9
29- Exclamation point. I'm pretty sure this one is the same regardless of dialect.
funzcpl 0
it is. point, mark.... it's still fun to be on here and read all of the differences people have. hey, I learn something new just about everyday.
funzcpl 0
lol! exclamation! right. I did spell that wrong.
BenD0VER 0
Schooling is obviously wasted on you. Maybe you should just have a go at prostitution.
mintcar 10
Haha, 69 wins.
GraysonIsFail 0
2; Fail. Realise it twat.
funzcpl 0
**** you 81 and you too 69. disrespectful dicks. your mom's a prostitute!
sinnedrebel 0
ha ha ha get em funz, you just told em now not only are they fat impotent boys who question their sexuality who even fails online when talking to a girl who hides behind their computer they got punked by an amine chick. can't get any play online or in life. well they can always go rub zit cream them selves. booger eaters.
1personinthiswor 0
funzcpl - Failure. You are a failure. I love how you say you don't care when you're the one who started the whole Grammar Nazi-ing thread. By the way, you're kind of a jerk. Just say you were wrong and get over it. Sheesh. You're just gonna get more hate. (Note my capitalization, regard of spellcheck, punctuation and proper use of your/you're. Note it and remember it. Oh, and 'lol' loses it's effect if it's used CONSTANTLY.)
the101dan 0
101 - Actually, "sheesh" isn't a word. :P 35 - :D
GraysonIsFail 0
83; What's that? Oh you got burnt bitch. Don't get all butt hurt because you tried to look smart and just came across as stupid.
itisme_fml 9
Well, duh! Have you never read anything British or from British-English speaking countries (BBC or other news agencies, novels, articles, etc.?)
mikeejinkee 2
I met someone online and it turned out he is a great guy and we've been seeing each other for a month now :) nothing's wring with meeting people online as long as you know he's harmless lol
UnderArmourPro 0
And you'd know that how?
Fortuitous 0
Did you meet him on FML?
FYLminerocks 7
LMAO.. that'd be horrible!! FML would be the worst dating site EVER because your either meeting people whose lives are effed or people who laugh at people whose lives are effed. Or Grammar Nazis.
Ugi 27
Someone who can spell on FML? Not likely.
awks 0
don't be so desperate! get off fml and get a life.... (￣ー￣)
Twistedsoul_fml 0
lol I love ur little faces that u make they is Funny
YellowCatch 0
awesome pic!!!!
awks 0
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* thanks!!!
padlockd 9
Hmm... you seem to be on FML too. DOH.
awks 0
yeahhhhh but I'm not looking for a relationship, just wasting my free time bud. (~_~;)
xLil_Mx 0
What's the point of dating and putting yourself into the web to have a relationship? You got better things to do OP.
benchpress550 4
I'm your special stalker :D
1personinthiswor 0
^Creepy as hell-icopter.
kawigurl 0
well not only are u a loser but u have a double standard going on cuz YOU cant even spell correctly! 'realise'..? fail. besides that, theres always spellcheck, so they may come off as intelligent but really, theyre a dumbass just like yourself. ydi
Cassandrarox 0
Both "realise" and "realize" are correct
tigercoon 12
If OP's a loser and a dumbass, I don't even know what to call you. For your information, there are people all over the world! O: Sometimes, these people have different spellings than what you're accustomed to! Please, next time you decide to comment, educate yourself for the sake of those of us who are tired of correcting dumbshits like you.
DVecc 0
OP is from Australia, they don't spell everything the same as you who may live in Britain or the United States. Just like Britain doesn't spell words the same way the United States does.
mintcar 10
What's with all these uneducated twats who fail to realize the difference between BrE and AmE? I mean really, I learned this at 13 while reading an Agatha Christie novel in which i stumbled upon the word "colour."
skyttlz 32
Agree with 58. I was confused when I saw Favourite and Colour. I was 9
MrBillyWhite 0
FYI, depending on where you live, realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling variant.
MrBillyWhite 0
FYI, depending on where you live, realise is a perfectly acceptable spelling variant.
Daddymo 14
Realise is spelt with an 's'. Unless you're American and don't understand etymology.
nerdface89 2
except we're not the variants, you guys are! You changed the spelling from its origin (England) which is what makes it all the more infuriating when we get told WE spell things wrong
IxLovexYouuuu 6
I think this is hilarious. First of all because, as the previous replies pointed out, it's spelled differently in certain countries. Also because while correcting OTHER people's spelling, you failed to spell 'you' wrong. Plus forgot to have a capital letter at the start of the sentence. Normally it really wouldn't matter, but if you're going to correct other people, make sure your own spelling is correct. You are clearly the dumbass here.
angel55033 12
ummm okay than?
funzcpl 0
I know.
funzcpl 0
your fun!
jajee 0
face palm moron
angel55033 12
they can spell but you can't type a grammatically correct sentence, "actually seriously????". lol ya..
frenchboy95 2
"Actually seriously" could be argued as correct. The adverb "Actually" could modify the adverb "Seriously." If you ever learned anything in Elementary school, you'd know that adverbs can modify another adverb. When the OP said "Actually seriously considered," it means that she considered in an actual and serious manner. Which seems correct to me. Anybody care to object? I could be wrong. I'm not perfect, so somebody let me know if I'm right.
angel55033 12
hahahaha did you REALLY just say all of that to argue about sentence structure and whatnot? Wow you guys are so silly and clearly bored sometimes to defend something I said as a joke; no no please continue to do so :D hahahaha
ThreatDriver 0
pwn his ass!!! 8)
funzcpl 0
lmao!
TheLetterZero 7
@37 You just went in two different directions. You started off with one modifying the other and ended up with both of them modifying the verb on their own. But regardless, it can still be considered "correct." It's another way of saying "surprisingly, I seriously considered...", but probably a less ideal way.