Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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cooltatgar 31
"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"
Swandive235 27
At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.
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604 11
Seems fair enough.
jerzjay 17
The perk of it bring his son and not daughter...if it was his daughter a gun probably would have pulled. Dad's are proud of their sons for getting some as long as there's no babies
derangedplanet 23
sadly true. but I wish my dad responded like this instead of screaming and referring to any of his number of rifles. this is the world we live in though.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Thankfully my Dad is OK with the fact I'm an adult who is allowed to be in control of her own sex life.
cooltatgar 31
"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"
Exobadger 15
I was just about to comment this.
HarshD9619 34
I wonder how many of these FMLs we wouldn't have if people could just lock the damn door.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Are locks on bedroom doors common in the USA? They're definitely not standard in the UK.
GingerFace09 13
A lot of interior doors here have a turning lock, but can easily be unlocked from the opposite side using a coin. Interior doors with keys (pretty well the only way to make sure someone can't open it) are only common in really old houses.
Hoopachi 19
Why stop there? QUADRUPLETS FOR EVERYBODY!!! :D
dca101 23
Hey at least he seemed chill with it.
Damarcus 22
Well things could have been worse.
syki 22
Doesn't matter, had… Oh.
Swandive235 27
At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.
soldier084 11
he couldve high fived his son
hastisc 2
*Should've
dudeutookhrs 24
Jinxed it
Davids9199 14
At least he didn't say get the **** out
cksmith51 14
You got off easy, my dad would've slapped me on the spot
ShowMeKay 20
It wasn't OP's dad though. Would've been a completely different FML if the guy's dad slapped her :/
snowneo 16
This is why it is always better to do it in a room with a lock, and/or when parents are not home.