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Mr lilytown bayshore, Canada 33 years-old Single

bigmistake 24 December 2011, 03:22 United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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desperate905 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy

Monday morning blues

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

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