FoodyFood
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gross
United States
Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML
Lisaa918
United States
Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
Bailey
Canada
Today, my four year old daughter came up to me with her finger in her ear. She then let me know that her earwax tasted better than the dinner I made. In front of my whole family. FML
anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Whole foods
Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML
Anonymous
Motherly odor
Today, my daughter said, “Mommy, you’re my favorite person!” Then she added, “Because you smell like mac and cheese.” FML
NoCookForYou
United States
Today, I decided to cook dinner for my wife and kid. After a long day of preperation and cooking I asked them what they thought of it. My 12 year old son then says, "I would say it tastes like shit but not even shit tastes this bad!" My wife then laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
Username
Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Marie
Reverse psychology
Today, while trying to get my picky daughter to eat her dinner, I pretended to take some of her food and give it to her brother, thinking that would get her to eat it. Instead, she thanked me. FML
alf
France
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Top comments
mikezz22 4
thats cute lol !
justmethough 8
That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.
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Comments (13)
mikezz22 4
thats cute lol !
MatheusRajuidas 5
More like lovely.
ZeDolphinator 7
Hey, at least she's obedient.
justmethough 8
That's adorable, what's not to love? I'm going to start kissing my ingredients now.
Pebbles89 9
I'd do it to be a smartass, but it is pretty cute.
Silverangel007 3
Congratulations, you raised an idiot!
IndianGiver 8
Luckly she didnt spit in it and said, "love this, bitch."
Mariebaz 11
Cute, why is this an FML?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Because it was posted, didn't suck, got through the moderation process, and is now up here.
derpspot 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Agreed. How did this pass the moderations seeing as to how it's not an fml. Embrace the cute things your daughter does.
trumpet27 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I have had way worse things that have happened that I have tried putting on this app and they never accept it. And yet they somehow accepted this one. I should probably write one that says, "Today, I found out that apparently my life is so bad sometimes that something as cute as a girl kissing ingredients made it and none of mine made it. FML" And have that not make it. You're lucky
elerbears 9
thats just adorable
rocker_chick105 31
How is this an FML? That's so cute!