Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML
Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML
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FFML_314 12
That is awesome!
competlybaked 0
lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.
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Comments (189)
FFML_314 12
That is awesome!
LOL_Noobs 0
he used a spoon! what an awesome kid u got there
cruxx 0
Dad?!? what are you doing on fml?!
wwoww102 0
that's badass
shakenbake93 0
Kid win. parent fail.
makemeasandwich 0
lol 17
PimpdaddyCJT 13
he sounds awsome
teagaann 0
#17 ftw.
missmurderx 8
I like your picture, twenty. shake n bake.
70candycane07 0
haha, i've always wanted to do that
cassiesaurus 0
hhahahahah.
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
LMAO WIN
alliewillie 22
and HOW is it that you didn't notice a "giant hole" before now?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
#62 SECRET entrance
TibbysMusic 1
COOLEST kid ever. I'm so doing that. FHL for having a parent who thinks that's bad!
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
what's up with CAPS?
adammicdaddy 4
did he just hide it under his bed or something?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Has your child recently watched the Shawshank Redemption?
Suth3rnB3lla 0
haha it is awesome!! Points for creativity lol
Bag3l 0
This is so full of WIN.
mrbiffle 0
win
iSitt 0
or he watched The Great Escape. it has a catchy tune at least.
itsybitsyspider 0
that kid is soooo amazing!
sertralinaa 2
Is he a 80 level elf by chance?
allen2020 0
omg ive been wanting to do dat! so it IS possible! :D this fml inspired me<3
kerby8888 2
YDI OP for not figuring it out earlier, and your son sounds awesome
vdk4601 0
hahaha funniest comment ever lol
jwarwick 0
I completely agree--awesome. yes, knowing you'll have to fix the damage sucks, but give the boy credit for imagination and initiative. and expect more little surprises in the future-just roll with it honey.
Dandis3 0
Thats his secret entrence to another room. where he has his **** collection. ;)
brightnite 0
omg. I did that too!!!!
quent10 0
I wouldn't even be mad I'd be proud hey Jimmy can you... what the hell!!!? it's my secret entrance dad you know what I'm not even mad, that's quite an accomplishment
LonelyLoser42 0
nananananananananananana BAT MAN!
L0stnwundrland 0
agreed.
kittykat1501 31
17 I hate when ppl do that! It's annoying and on most of these comment pages!!!!
TakebeSogu 1
lol xD that sucks!
ianbennett123 0
no way! that's epic! I've always wanted to do that but if I did, my parents would probably kick me out D:
dharmistha 0
lol
asspole 16
Thank you for this extremely helpful comment.
IStabBabies 0
That kid wins :D
MarkerofMagic 0
your picture is win haha
junkboy 4
your name is even more win... i think o.O
kittykat1501 31
91 I
snowboard7 0
wow ur kid is awesome! how did he make the giant hole?
SunshineBoy21 0
answer: tiny spoon, he's been working on it for years!
HedgehogHead 0
not funny^^
Efilyn 0
What? Respect your son's creativity. Then tell him to get some new ideas.
lolomg69 0
haha epic!! but now he is going to have to make another 'secret entrance'...
competlybaked 0
lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.
randomlyweird 0
from dexters labratory......
Graawr 7
lmao you should praise him for being creative.
lickmyjock 0
and I would like to praise you for being beautiful.
poppetsauce 4
and I would like to Criticize you for being a pedo. She's not even 18 yet geez.
FFML_314 12
I would like to hit you for....well you know.
lickmyjock 0
and I praise you for being epically beautiful. please punch a hole in my wall?
Graawr 7
XD
Phustercluck 11
'89 was a great year.
Graawr 7
I guess I look like 10 or 12? :
OochenSnoochen 15
yep you look about that age. you need to ***** yourself up.
Phustercluck 11
Cat paw drops like 5 years off actual age.
rlerke 0
#37 are you a registered offender and this word bothers you? Stfu ******, don't get all butt hurt cause someone said that creepy **** was a pedo.
FFML_314 12
He's right. Calling him a pedophile, is like calling him a murder. Call him what he is. A creepy, mustache having, married fool.
poppetsauce 4
I am referring to the fact, that, as she herself said, looks under 12. While adorably cute for a 12 year old, still gross for the married moustach'd fuckhead to be hitting on.
FFML_314 12
I know you want to cry.
The_Big_Mac 7
you shouldn't praise him for tearing up the damn house!!! That is the reason right there that our country is going to hell in a hand-basket, ignorant shit like that.
Graawr 7
Well, I'm not from your country. :D
llppjhddt 0
hell is a nice ******* place ******! dont disgrace it.
The_Big_Mac 7
I'll save you a seat then bud, and that's because your country already past that point. lol.
poppetsauce 4
Today, I found out that there is literally a parent so shitty they don't notice their kid putting a giant hole in the wall. Call DHS, ask them for some free parenting classes.