Today, the attractive guy I barely speak to in my statistics class gave me a rose for Valentine's Day because he remembered they were my favorite. My husband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "something pretty." FML
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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
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Archay 13
The beauty of marriage
Soph0725 8
Your husband sucks ._.
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Archay 13
The beauty of marriage
allard 14
A poem, to my husband: Roses are red, Violets are blue, The statistics guy Is better then you.
EpicSquishii 21
*than
102Percent 5
You should hit him up side the head with the quarters. THEN buy something pretty. To woo the cute guy. Win win.
enbliss 10
yup, seems like he just takes you for granted. Although I don't know you at all but if he's like this all the time, you might want to reconsider your marriage.
DanielleinDC 34
"This guy in my stats class Is better than you". Hey, at least you got something from somebody.
natsaysheyyy 16
That's sad that is how people treat marriage nowadays - as something ordinary. It should be special.
S182 15
Yeah, because cheating is a win these days
Sandman366 6
Perhaps OP should've gotten her husband some papers for Valentine's...though divorce would cost more than a packet of quarters....
gc327072 31
I think op likes the stats class guy 200% more than her husband right now.
Soph0725 8
Your husband sucks ._.
Demonfish 14
No sex for him tonight, I'm guessing.
sig4life 18
No sex till he gets it right
zka593 6
That sucks. Atleast you know not all guys are bad
sig4life 18
Some want to try and sleep you, another already has you so is not trying. Doesn't mean he is bad, she needs to shake him up and make him realize he still needs to work a little for it so he doesn't get too comfortable.
mydadpulledout 17
No, not all guys are bad, just the one she's stuck with for the rest of her life..
insertnameherr 11
Well be glad someone appreciates you!
ColdplaySucks 18
Too bad it's not her husband.
verkaderk 9
I appreciate profile pics like yours!!
TheManager 6
49- I think my profile pic is your pic's mother. SON!
klimpomppp 9
Why so many dislikes on 49 :3 boobZ will always win
qirde_15 5
remove the torns and give to your husband
allie2590 31
Why would she do that? It was a gift for her.
gc327072 31
I think 5 meant "remove the thorns and give them to your husband". As in the thorns, not the rose.
Enslaved 38
Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawn
Lionesse 15
I wouldn't damage anything so pretty just to prove a point or get back at someone. In this case, I would find the rose to be more of value... If anything, I would accept the quarters the husband gave the OP and pay the attractive guy to teach the husband some manners... But hey, that's just me.
TripleD_97 5
thorns
NippsSlipps 10
Your husband does not appreciate you. Downvote me or whatever, but if he gives you quarters and tells you to buy something pretty means he doesn't really give a crap. Hope you have a better day OP.
lambda_fml 40
Downvote me or whatever, but I completely agree with the person above me.
sig4life 18
Just downvote me.
klimpomppp 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Please down vote me I've been naughty .-.
zka593 6
Well if you say do.
SomeDeadRabbits 8
Do. Now what?
shawnaishere 14
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Your husband knows the rose will die but if you get something you like you can't complain about it and it may last longer than the rose.
Rosie_Posie43 12
True. But what kind of special thing is she going to get with quarters?
wlddog 14
Candy?
CaptTeemo 10
Jaw breakers. Those last for ages
suri23 11
What's up with that guy giving you a rose? You barely talk to him and he knows your favorite flower? Creepy. FYL for your husband's gift, though.
jem970 19
How is that creepy? Maybe it was brought up in casual conversation. Its very sweet. Dont always think the worst of people.
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
To be fair, roses are the classic valentines day flower, so its not weird that he remembered coz its such a common flower to have as a favourite
outoftown 27
Giving a Valentine's Day rose to a woman wearing a wedding ring is more than being friendly.
Sandman366 6
Maybe she wasn't wearing her ring. Maybe the guy didn't notice it. Maybe he's just being friendly. Maybe thinking better of people that do nice things should be more common.
Duros1123 6
Obviously, you've never been the husband who gets left for the guy that only wants to get in your wife's pants. It's hard to get past that, and you start to have very little sympathy for anyone in this situation. If she wasn't wearing her ring, then **** her, if he "didn't notice it," but can remember something brought up in casual conversation, chances are, he's lookin to get laid. **** him. Honestly, everyone is at fault, if her husband cares so little, maybe it's time fir a talk, instead of leaving him. Marriage is supposed to be forever.
brackaman 18
I know what most people would think to say, but the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Sure, your husband may not be particularly thoughtful, but you still obviously married him for a reason.
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Maybe she was knocked up and made the mistake of trying to get married for the baby. you never know.
foxykz 13
You got two valentines day presents. Why are you complainjng?
then000bster 16
I got a chair for my valentines present! (It's a nice chair)
ImACat_fml 7
I got a brita water pitcher for valentines day. Then my bf said "don't complain there's dirty water in Africa" like that makes sense