Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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jmu2011 6
*fap fap fap fap fap*
ghostlilac 25
Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
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Comments (127)
IndianGiver 8
Invasion of male privacy is probably violating code 69 of the Dude Handbook.
upyourzlolz 11
It's rule 34 for me.
Red_Forman 0
Now listen here dumbass, that didnt even make any sense. If you're going yo say simething like that about this situaation, then you are doing the internet wrong!
Incogneterpeter 1
Shup up dip shit he can post whatever he wants if you have a problem with it then give it a thumbs down and you typed him a message so ha can't listen to it so in that case you are doing the Internet wrong
M3NT5HUN 0
My fav website
Krysk_fml 0
13 - I see what you did there.
DocBastard 40
Is it because they perform top secret research on high tech weapons for the military? Dammit, tell me! I'm dying to know!
XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6
He's constructing a Jizzcannon.
The_Hitdude 12
^ He wasn't creating it, he was powering it up....if you know what I mean. ;)
j_cat187 20
*cocks his **** like a shotgun*
The_Troller 14
He's chargin' his laz0r...if you know what I mean.
tpike1296 11
CHARGE SHOT.....NOW! (to anyone who gets this reference, you are awesome and should message me)
supimnyancat 9
Why else would you think they would have it for?
wallygolf 3
Tell him to put a sock on the doorknob next time he wants to spend quality time with the palm sisters
mikeymayhem_87 15
Maybe he is using his socks for something more than just covering his feet?
kinkyfemboislut 6
Your fault for not being decent enough to knock anyway.
RedPillSucks 33
If it's OP's house, they don't have to knock. He should go to the bathroom if he want's to have a fap fest.
mattorama 15
Nobody said they HAD to knock. Just that it's pretty damn rude not to. How would the OP like people bursting into their room without knocking?
pfase11 0
Fap fap fap fap OOOOOOOOOH
Mojjy 3
lol you gotta learn one way or another
VictoriaSchultz 8
Boys get freaky behind closed doors! You never know what's going on
Cynical_in_SK 6
Unless you open the door and just barge right in. Lol
VictoriaSchultz 8
I wouldn't be willing to do that lol!
mileena 7
WHY NO ONE READ THE SIGNS?!!
Cynical_in_SK 6
Oh come on OP...you liked it! Unless you're his mom or sister...then FYL. LOL