Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
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Comments (127)
emmaweeee 0
sooo, how was it meeting mrs palm and her 5 daughters?
Jannettecooks 1
My mom and dad never open my door without knocking and waiting for a response. They are aware what happens in someone's room. I would never open their door either!! You can't get respect without giving it.
KiwiKitten 2
Well they're human, it's bound to happen. I wouldn't be surprised if you do it too. Most people do. It's not a bad thing. And yes, if they feel like it, they should be able to have privacy for that. So YDI
happilyever2012 6
Now you know why it's best to open the door with your eyes closed.
BobOsso_fml 8
Get him a lock. I went out and bought one for when my GF used to come over.
whitehatninja 0
My parents don't open my door without knocking but my little sister does. Its annoying when *ahem* I'm doing my calculus homework.
bchatzis 9
I personally feel more sorry for the kid. If i was him I'd be more embarrassed then you. I wouldnt ever be able to look you in the eye again. Poor Lad. :(
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Serves you right. Everyone deserves privacy and teen boys are no different
darcimckeown 3
just the fact that they're teenage boys shouldve given that away.
davek 36
How do you not know about masturbation? You're on the Internet ffs. Oh, and those home shopping catalogues? If you've been wondering why the pages mysteriously get stuck together, but only in the underwear section...