Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I found out the sole reason my son insisted on buying the house he did is because he was told on the grapevine that one of his new neighbours is a hot 20-something who never closes her curtains to undress at night. I raised a perverted idiot. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a fight about his parents. We're both 23-year-old university students who aren't allowed in his bedroom unless the door is completely open. Nothing he says to his parents will change this. FML
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, after a great night of sexual ecstacy, I ran to answer the door. The angry woman standing there introduced herself. ''Hi, I'm your neighbor. My seven year-old son's bedroom is just next to yours and when you scream at night, he gets scared. Do you think you could keep it down?'' FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
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jmu2011 6
*fap fap fap fap fap*
ghostlilac 25
Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P
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Comments (127)
chitown23 4
He was having a workout with Jill
pinkpixie06 11
So you don't interrupt his video game, right??
Birdie_Sage 0
You're slow... Buut your kids are very clever... Very very very clever.
kmt12890 5
Get your own place. Problem solved.
kenzie101 6
Omg! It could only get worse if he was doing it with himself!
JustHayden 5
Someone's a blonde
zebralover23 14
That's what you get for not kNocking
ChubbyNicki 6
Skeet skeet.
tfb4u 8
Guess you'll respect his privacy next time.
bubo_fml 11
Replace his signs w/ those big yellow road caution signs that say, "Slippery When Wet."