Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
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FML_x2 0
Your mom does the five knuckle shuffle too? O_o
xsydbabyx 0
Sicko?! What the hell? Whas wrong with masturbating? Oh yea but seriously, lock the door.
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Comments (82)
Roawr 0
ha awkard.
xander2347 0
the five knuckle shuffle lmfao
neroo_fml 0
O_o I'll never look at John Cena the same way.. lol
mikey12212 14
Lmfao! Me neither! And I met him!!
mikey12212 14
Lmfao! Me neither! And I met him!!
skyttlz 32
idk what a five knuckle shuffle is
bmexoxo98 0
I live In kentucky:)
b182link 0
it says you're male
liveitup1247 0
haha
liveitup1247 0
wats a five knuckle shuffle?
Guido25897 4
Masturbation
Lilac_Luvs_Yew 0
26 u look like ashley tisdale... well the blonde girl does...
ooohmylanta 0
It's only a matter of time before you walk in on her.