Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, my husband got some junk mail. My grandma brought the mail in and let my 5-year-old open it because it was just junk. It turns out it was a catalog from an adult toys shop. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML
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z_vet 0
So what? Kudos to your grandma, she's very open-minded for a 78 year old lady, you have to be proud of her.
alwaysalady 0
When I was 12 I found this coffee table book with a dust jacket of horses on it at my grandpa's. It was just a just jacket. The book was full of sex positions. To my horror, I recieved the real horse book with the jacket on it for Christmas that year. Grandparents...
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z_vet 0
So what? Kudos to your grandma, she's very open-minded for a 78 year old lady, you have to be proud of her.
chelzy 0
yeah!!! my grandma is just like my mom. a ****** bigot. she hates my lesbianism. just be happy that ur grnadma is so cool.
BowserD 0
best grandma!
Rodin_fml 0
Grandmothers lol
lazorzpewpew 0
Grandmothers rule :D You should thank her for being so considerate ;)
alwaysalady 0
When I was 12 I found this coffee table book with a dust jacket of horses on it at my grandpa's. It was just a just jacket. The book was full of sex positions. To my horror, I recieved the real horse book with the jacket on it for Christmas that year. Grandparents...
holynemesis1208 3
looks like your grandma's got style
Chura 0
your gramma gets cool points from me!
Sofa_King 0
Your grandma is sweet! My grandma can't even say a word like *****, penis etc. you know, old-school lady
Rats_fml 0
Last i saw my grandma, she gave me a jar of pickled cabbage and a lecture about the joys of heterosexual relationships (as opposed to my own, sinful, ways). Be forever thankful that you grandma is the way she is!
kat0ria 0
rofl omg grandmas are so funny.
nyangel 0
that is not fml, your grandma is cool...my entire family would freak out if they found out there was a vibrator in the vicinity let alone give me a magazine of sex toys.