Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke to find my laptop and printer covered in what smells like pee. My boyfriend then confessed to me that he occasionally "sleep-pees". It's like sleepwalking, but where he urinates on random objects. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband peeing on the floor. He managed to pee in two open clothes drawers and on the pants I was going to wear to work tomorrow. Before I left earlier he promised he wouldn't get smashed tonight. FML
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I always tell people, "Back up your data!" in case of fire, theft or a pissing contest.
kaitlynjane 28
Where you guys incredibly drunk, or does he just like to do these things for fun? SERIOUSLY CONFUSED!
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Comments (37)
tigerthepredator 16
Why would you sleep with a disgusting man like that?
Kaylana_fml 31
I sincerely doubt anyone can accurately profile a person for the very specific characteristic of "looks like he may urinate on furniture and/or electronics, better not invite this one over. "
Kaylana_fml 31
I mean, maybe if he/she picked him up outside of a mental health care facility, or a four legged friend from the pound?
The_Avatar 22
Haha im guessing there wont be a second date huh?
ghostkillerzzz88 12
?? Wtf who does that?
RichardPencil 32
I always tell people, "Back up your data!" in case of fire, theft or a pissing contest.
kaitlynjane 28
Where you guys incredibly drunk, or does he just like to do these things for fun? SERIOUSLY CONFUSED!
GigaPudding_fml 24
My guess is that he did it in his sleep? I've heard of it happening before, one of my friend's dates peed on her pillow...
tj4234 36
Could be sleeping beauty syndrome. My friend has it and has done shit like this before in his own house.
alvarny 17
he's just making his territory. he owns you now.
pedinhuh 23
Was he high or something? I don't think anyone can screw up like this when they are drunk, seriously.
coolmike699 26
I had a college roommate who pissed in the microwave when he was drunk
marahjuana 6
pretty sure you got that backwards
xxmollyxx 25
I had three friends sleep over at my house once and we woke up to a pile of shit on one of the chairs in the kitchen, so these things do happen, unfortunately! Don't know which one of them it was though.
Namenlos_fml 20
I'd go as far as to say it's more likely to happen while drunk because of how alcohol fills the bladder
ycgfy 3
Wow that's awful. I'm a hypocrite for saying that because I've done something similar while drunk one night. I got out of bed and pissed on my (now ex) girlfriend's mirror with her makeup stacked at the bottom. She woke up and freaked out while she said my eyes were closed with a goofy smile. I then laid back down and went back to sleep while she angrily cleaned up the mess. We didn't last much longer after that.
kAPISH 29
The harddrive is most likely still okay though. Plug it into another computer and try, don't give up your hopes yet
The_Voytek_Bear 14
If you don't keep such important documents in a folder synced with OneDrive or other cloud storage, you fully deserve it. And you might actually choose better the guys you sleep with next time.