Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
LifeSucks
Canada
Mystery man
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
iliana74
Hamilton, United States
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
SweethomeAlabama
Konya, Turkey
Leave us alone
Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
meunluckycharms
Toronto, Canada
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Fucked.
Oh nooooo
Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML
scumbag
United States
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Congrats?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Charleston, United States
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
TKPhai
San Francisco, United States
Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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krushr 3
So...you're not, right?
juliahockey 0
hahahaha. that sucks. you should have played along. "yup and I love to bang her every night" and he will be like O.O
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narik 4
jokes!
ImThePope 2
You should take that as a compliment. I don't know why. But you should.
comepoopwithme 0
#17 then they would call the police, it's called double standards.
MC18 0
Now that's just rude...hahaa
Aerious 0
It's a compliment if you're a lot older; a lot of men want an older wife. If you're the same age as her then that sucks for you.
Aerious 0
younger wife* oops
PhillJFry 0
congrats sounds like she's out of your league but u still got her
sexxy_skater 0
FYL. lol that made me laugh.
sannamm 5
it's like in modern family haha :p
LunaNstars 0
54-what if the person still believed he was her father, and just thought they were into incest?
morgan320 0
54, I just got a flashback from Jackass 3D..
nswan 5
maybe she looks young and hot. take it as a compliment
MissBunny25 0
Ah, older men with younger women. The time when Viagra and Just For Men is their best friend.
Keffin 0
reminds me of an episode of friends. ahh good times
EvilPotato 15
I don't see a problem, your old and ugly and yet you scored a hot and young-looking wife.
littlemissFYL 5
and that's when you know that something is just not right in a relationship...
GrahamAker 3
93- money can buy you anything. maybe it can't buy you love but it can buy you a hot ass wife.
Deadmau5_FML 3
Must have been Donald Trump...
kriistalkhalifa 0
lol dry
watsgoing 0
which one?...
krushr 3
So...you're not, right?
flamegrilled123 3
I smell incest
CryMoreFMLs 15
Dare I say, WINCEST?
Garytt 0
^ *facepalm*
huzzzzzzahh 2
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deadpool91 0
if you're from the south it's a good question lol
Jonny_Trump 0
They're from Canada. :/ That's pretty not south. XD
JacksonCampbell 9
I believe the term is "North," but I'm no expert.
ydi_4_suking 20
well actually if you go south and keep going and going you can end up in canada. just think about it
JeremyR_fml 3
But once you pass the south pole you're going north again
TakeMyLifePlease 7
And once you pass the North Pole, you're going south...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Mindfucked.
Lucidium 0
well 69 it didn't take much.
xchica365x 0
haha smiley face
Got_any_grapes1 4
#3, let's rephrase that. Haha you're completely right except not everyone in the south marries their family members. Just the weird country ones like in West Virginia, and plus, they marry their cousins. If only we lived in a world without trashy people like that. Sigh.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Aren't we a bitch today.
SnailJamsss 6
Your joke is not funny. Most southern people have common sense when it comes to shit like that.
deadpool91 0
ahh f*ck yall it was a joke lol bunch of nazis
Ali_Br_fml 33
she's a gold digger... And you're a cradle robber... Jk, but you must look very old.
lidemocr 0
or she must look really young. or the person who asked could be an idiot. or an asshole. or blind. also don't brand her a gold digger because that's highly insulting to both parties. maybe they are truly in love.
BWill9014 4
29 she was joking...
rawr9able 4
Sigh, even in jest that stereotype gets old very fast. Older men ftw! OP take that as a moment to mentally scar people and air hump her after you tell them yes she's your kid. Ah the mental image of that happenings epic. OP, be proud of your age everything gets better with age. ( QUE VIAGRA JOKES )
ubetrwatchBN 5
Haha, you could say he's robbing the cradle...or that she's robbing the grave.
primadonna9396 16
People generally assume that age difference in a relationship must be due to either a huge **** or a huge wallet. Most of the time they're right, though exceptions are definitely there.
ChickenInMyKitch 4
oh you panther you!
juliahockey 0
hahahaha. that sucks. you should have played along. "yup and I love to bang her every night" and he will be like O.O
Mubus 0
That's just naaasty. "Cleveland Brown"
juliahockey 0
close the window, you're letting the stank out. hahaha I love Cleveland.
Ali_Br_fml 33
She's a gold digger, and you're a cradle robber... Jk But you must look really old for them to ask...
Ali_Br_fml 33
... My phone is being retarded. It wouldn't show my post till way later...so now I have a double post... Sorry.
kinga08 0
Woah. Either you two have a significant age difference, or you are just not aging that gracefully. Or the person asking the question is a complete moron. However, if you're like 60 and your wife is 25, you probably should have seen that coming sooner or later. It comes with the territory.
JacksonCampbell 9
And if there is a huge difference, props to the wife. She gets and experienced man, and when he dies she gets money to spend. Also, the husband gets a hot, young wife. It's a win/win situation.
myxcure 2
Unless he has no money or life insurance policy...
cheskiiie 0
damn, you must be old looking :/
ilovemaxborseth 0
BAHAHA:) Well that's the point:)
Kenton1008 21
You should take that as a complement...it means that she's still young looking.