Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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Top comments
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
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Comments (70)
Nyx7 24
Wow talk about a bitch. On the plus side though you didn't wind up wasting your time on a ***** and finding out later, don't worry OP you'll find someone a hell of a lot better than that
sam193 14
She sure has some nerve OP, I feel for you
Flaming_Pandas 15
And the Cheapskating Bitch of the Year award goes to...
Crossbowe 13
Shit happens
MrsHaxxo 22
You did dodge a bullet there though..
MidnaLink 35
"Screw you, Bitch!!!!!"
False_Stupidity 42
I hope you stood your ground and didn't let her take the reservation, which I assume from the wording was made in your name. I also hope that there were no tables available so the bitch had to leave with her new toy.
cjwayy 22
What the ****??
Greions 15
Damn, so sorry OP that really sucks. At least that bitch didn't actually get a chance with you though.
LostInTheZone11 29
I would tell the restaurant to ban her ass.
rocker_chick23 27
Ban her for what exactly? She didn't do anything that warrants being banned from the restaurant.