Today, yet another first date was a total waste of my time as he was yet another creep more interested in the experience of fucking a dwarf than he was in getting to know me as a person. I’m just gonna stay single forever. It’s not like I’ve always dreamed of marriage or anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, I went on my first date in six years. The guy was unbelievably creepy, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Right after we finished eating, he told me he loved me, then tried to lean in for a kiss. He looked like he was going to cry when I turned him down. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I was dumped once again, all because I had to cancel a date due to a fibromyalgia flare up that confined me to bed for a few days. This happens with every guy I get close to. I think I need to come to terms with the fact that I shouldn’t even bother dating, and that I’ll be alone with my cats forever. FML
Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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Dumbum123 19
Don't give up on dating. There are people out there who will love you for who you are. It may take a while, but you don't find gold without shoving aside tonnes of filth.
Chazzster 32
OP, be aware that some dating sites are just “meat markets” where horny people find willing partners for a quick ****. I’ve been married a long time so so don’t know what the “good” dating sites are. But I know they aren’t all the same… I would also suggest looking for people with mutual interests who form clubs and groups and join one of these. It’s a guarantee of finding someone with some similar interests and not just someone looking for a quickie. Some people have hobbies, like games, etc. Just Google clubs in your area and your particular interest. It’s slower but safer. Also maybe a friend or relative knows an informal group. My daughter found her current husband over a shared interest in wizards and dragons, for example.
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Dumbum123 19
Don't give up on dating. There are people out there who will love you for who you are. It may take a while, but you don't find gold without shoving aside tonnes of filth.
Chazzster 32
OP, be aware that some dating sites are just “meat markets” where horny people find willing partners for a quick ****. I’ve been married a long time so so don’t know what the “good” dating sites are. But I know they aren’t all the same… I would also suggest looking for people with mutual interests who form clubs and groups and join one of these. It’s a guarantee of finding someone with some similar interests and not just someone looking for a quickie. Some people have hobbies, like games, etc. Just Google clubs in your area and your particular interest. It’s slower but safer. Also maybe a friend or relative knows an informal group. My daughter found her current husband over a shared interest in wizards and dragons, for example.