Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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Top comments
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
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Comments (70)
Koizumiii 23
That sucks, op. I'm sorry...
devildog562 33
Sorry for what ? He was a true g. He said tried to take is reservation . Way to be a man and stand up for yourself . Although the situation sucks right now , stand tall and great things will come !
Tuffmuffin 10
Shhhh! I think it's trying to communicate.
rocker_chick23 27
#33: Was that even English?
devildog562 33
I missed an h in " his reservation", and a few commas .Everything else was grammatically correct. Sue me.
rocker_chick23 27
#1 was saying they were sorry that OP was stood up by a bitch.
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
lnheritance 19
I would keep the reservation and eat by myself in her face. Or simply ask a friend to join. Rub it in, and show her how shitty she is.
Just_A_Tree 20
Or, even cancel the reservation. Take it from me, nobody likes to eat at a restaurant by themselves. And she who must not be named doesn't deserve the reservation.
sweetbliss3 37
26-why? I love eating in restaurants by myself. best time to people watch, have alone time and eat good food.
Brandi_Faith 34
I don't mind eating by myself either. Plus, if he cancels the reservation that means that spot would be open for them to sit at.
valalvax 13
It does kind of suck when you were supposed to be eating with someone else, but I'd still do it, meal cost me half as much!
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
greg84_fml 21
And this is coming from a female, so you know she is a bitch!
warsun 27
Males can be bitches too
Wizardo 34
Sounds like a dirty trick actually, gets you to make reservations whilst the other person tries to take it. Don't feel bad she's a twat.
SarahSehhati 40
"bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" Dr.Dre
DarksideDoll 31
That's so shady. Screw that bitch OP. You're better off.
homesuckfucker 28
This isn't an FML at all! You avoided wasting your time on a selfish person who obviously didn't have genuine feelings for you. You'll find someone better. Good luck, OP.
Godsofdracos 15
That's super cold hearted, and really stupid of her.
igive 29
I hope she gets a terrible case of food poisoning.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh it is an FML she is probably going to get laid with a side of STD's.
jellybeens_fml 16
Ahh STDs.. the gift that keeps on giving :))
sweetbliss3 37
herpes. I think herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Anal warts.
monstermatt001 13
Bitch!
cactusprick 19
at least you can have both her food and yours! Keep the reservation for yourself and enjoy a nice quiet dinner out by yourself while her and her new date just lingers around :D
xivoricbutterfly 25
He probably didn't order yet